Flaggerbastard

Malapropism of "flabbergasted": dumbfounded, amazed, stunned with surprise.

SECONDARY DEFINITION: a lazy and ineffective flagman at a highway construction site.

ORIGIN (all true): Early 20th century, Marie Natale Martini of Queens NY, an Italian immigrant who exclaimed she was "flaggerbastard" upon seeing the Statue of Liberty for the first time. For sixty years, no one corrected her; it was just too funny.

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by Professor Al July 7, 2009

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girls who are too good to talk to guys on aim first. =

Alyssa Keysor is a flagerstieg for not messaging Andrew Manor on aim first.

by and man August 23, 2009

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Flaggeroids

The condition in which you are a non-professional, or non-prostitue posting on CraigsList and the working girls, gurls and boys, flag your posted ad minutes after you post it so CraigsList automated system removes it. A condition medical science cannot cure at this point. Similar to Hemorrhoids, having flaggeroids will result in potentially severe colon distention and bowel discomfort.

Flaggeroids - v. - the condition in which your ads are flagged and removed for no apparent violation reason.

Those who flag others for no violation apparent reason are known as Flaggeroidians.

Hun, i keep trying to reply to your ad, but i think you might have Flaggeroids, i will text you ok?

by justaflgurl May 31, 2013

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