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flandangling

verb. (to flandangle) Literally, the act of going commando in a flight suit, although more commonly used to describe any situation where a mans testicles bounce around freely, usually when freeballing.
Captain Rogers had a smirk on his face at the staff meeting yesterday, indicating that he was probably flandangling.

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Joe ran track in his boxers, which resulted in some wicked flandangling.
by MajorHassell December 14, 2008
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fandanglement

Predicament of a particularly complex, trivial and often humorous nature.

Often a fandanglement will have an unexpected positive outcome or at the very least will be a humorous tale to be told over libations and in the company of good friends.
Golly Gee, that is quite a fandanglement. Please pass the malt liquor winston.
by cyber penguin August 5, 2011
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flamingle

to mingle in a flirty/flamingo like way
I'm single and ready to flamingle
by badgurl1234 July 11, 2017
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Fandangler

his fandangler was so long, we called him tripod.
by Aruba July 2, 2004
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Fandanglery

Fandanglery is describes the sound of ballsacks.
Stop all that fandanglery
by Dick Circle February 28, 2005
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Fadingle

Having to poop your brains out beyond your control
I ran so fast outta class I thought I was gonna fadingle everywhere.
by giggsmagee February 15, 2010
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ass fandangler

(noun) 1. One who likes to engage in anal olympics; a turd burglar; one who will give you cornrows on your crack, because they nasty like that.

2. A butt monkey; one who has an unhealthy fetish for the chocolate starfish.

3. One who collects cocoa pebbles (ewwwww)
Yeah man, she is fine as hell, but she's an ass fandangler and I don't get down like that.
by The Bald Head Assassin July 29, 2006
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