Flab Monkey

The fat friend of your group. Often is into and collects worthless junk. Usually eats pizza for breakfast.

Chris is such a flab monkey.

by Dr. KLUE October 1, 2008

Flab Shadow

When overweight people have excess skin AKA "flab" it casts a shadow when it is sunny out. This "flab shadow" usually prevents sunburn to the area inside the flab shadow.

Woah! Ronny is burned all over except where his flab shadow was!

by I am in the KGB August 8, 2014

FLAB MAGGOT

A person, usually a man, tickling an obese person, usually a woman, is performing the flab maggot.

Karen got quite angry when Bill gave her a Flab Maggot.

by Mudknuckle Circus November 6, 2013

flab monkey

Someone who jiggles when you punch them. Usually eats leftover tacos for breakfast.

Chris is such a flab monkey.

by Dr. KLUE September 30, 2008

shirt flab

Extra shirt that comes partially untucked because of movement such as raising ones arms and makes one look like one is flabby. Especally when the shirt is a dress shirt with a tshirt underneath.

After a long day at McQuaid Phil had a large amount of shirt flab hanging out.

by javaguy89 January 7, 2008

my flab

A response given to a movie theatre ticket collector when they ask you what that bulge in your sweater/jacket. What it really is is candy/food that the user purchased prior to entering the theatre to avoid stupidly high consession prices.

Cinema employee: "Ticket please, theatre 1, first on your left. Ohh, excuse me sirr! What is that bulge hanging behind you."

person: "my flab"

Cinema employee: "Oh, very well then, carry on"

by Diche January 4, 2009

abs of flab

thick, hard, impenetrable flab on one's stomach.

marvin broke his hand trying to punch my abs of flab.

by rossdwp March 30, 2009