Flab Monkey

The fat friend of your group. Often is into and collects worthless junk. Usually eats pizza for breakfast.
by Dr. KLUE August 06, 2008
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Flab Shadow

When overweight people have excess skin AKA "flab" it casts a shadow when it is sunny out. This "flab shadow" usually prevents sunburn to the area inside the flab shadow.
Woah! Ronny is burned all over except where his flab shadow was!
by I am in the KGB August 09, 2014
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FLAB MAGGOT

A person, usually a man, tickling an obese person, usually a woman, is performing the flab maggot.
Karen got quite angry when Bill gave her a Flab Maggot.
by Mudknuckle Circus November 07, 2013
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flab monkey

Someone who jiggles when you punch them. Usually eats leftover tacos for breakfast.
Chris is such a flab monkey.
by Dr. KLUE August 06, 2008
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shirt flab

Extra shirt that comes partially untucked because of movement such as raising ones arms and makes one look like one is flabby. Especally when the shirt is a dress shirt with a tshirt underneath.
After a long day at McQuaid Phil had a large amount of shirt flab hanging out.
by javaguy89 December 19, 2007
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my flab

A response given to a movie theatre ticket collector when they ask you what that bulge in your sweater/jacket. What it really is is candy/food that the user purchased prior to entering the theatre to avoid stupidly high consession prices.
Cinema employee: "Ticket please, theatre 1, first on your left. Ohh, excuse me sirr! What is that bulge hanging behind you."

person: "my flab"

Cinema employee: "Oh, very well then, carry on"
by Diche October 06, 2007
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Michelin flab

When a person is obese to the point that their body fat starts to curve inward, forming rolls not unlike those of the Michelin Man.
That girl's got a bad case of Michelin flab. They say 'you are what you eat.' Well, she looks like she devoured three fat people.
by throbbing member of society September 11, 2010
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