forking ridiculous

The increasing number of cryptocurrency forks where an existing cryptocurrency code is splits in two resulting in a newer and older version.

Hey, did you hear that another bitcoin fork is coming? Yeah, it's getting forking ridiculous.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee June 2, 2018

Devil's Fork

Deviation from steady streamline flow of Urine, in which the piss takes two independent paths, one of which is usually outside the event horizon of the porcelain bowl and often directly incident on trouser leg or shoe.

Includes "Devil's Forking" in which both feet get a hosing and "Devil's Fork Special" a game in which one attempts to secure flow into two urinals simultaneously.

I impressed the lads in the Gents by a spectacular display of Devil's Forking in which I concurrently pissed on the legs of the persons to the left and right of me.

by The Third Place April 26, 2003

The Forklift

When a Man bends his elbows while his arms are in a 90° angle by his sides and recieves an akward hug from his significant other.

"Look at him, he's going in with The Forklift"
"Yeah, The Forklift is so romantic and akward at the same time"

by Romantic slaying tips November 25, 2016

forkage

a fee that restaurants with unused tables could charge for people who want to bring their own food, as long as they order drinks

Hostess: Table for 2?

Diner: Well actually we were just on our way home to eat our take-aways and we saw all these empty tables outside your pub, so we were wondering if you'd let us sit outside. You're welcome to charge us a 'forkage' and we'll order 2 beers...

Hostess: so you'd like to have a picnic at our restaurant. Is that correct?

Diner: kind of yes! But if you're concerned about the take-away boxes, you could serve us the food on your own plates - we promise to tip the waiter! Why don't you suggest the concept to your boss, as a way to fill unused tables?

by Peter Greenwall October 31, 2011

South Fork High School

A school in Stuart, FL. Home of the bulldogs, the school colors are black and red. Student population consists of "rednecks", preps, nerds, and wannabe gangsters. Seriously, Southfork is believed to be a redneck school. Half of the kids wear Guy Harvey and camo jackets. Most kids hang out in the mall area. The administration sucks and the security guards ride around on shitty golf carts. It's the only public school in the country with a golfcourse. It offers Agriculture and Turf. South Fork is also in the middle of nowhere.

Guy 1:"Which school do you go to?"
Guy 2:"South Fork High School."
Guy 1:"Damn redneck!"

by bullpridefa April 12, 2011

Fork in a Toaster

It's a smart way to say Kill Yourself.

Person 1: Mate you arent loved
Person 2: Yeah mate put a fork in a toaster.

by yamumsyadadcreator November 6, 2018

drill-fork

part drill, part fork, mostly fork

I ate spaghetti with my drill-fork.

by mikofthewat October 26, 2007