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financial aids

what you get when the school financial offices f*ck you over! Often occurring during the process of taking your arm and/or leg for tuition payment.
symptoms include...yelling, cussing, gasping and then saying WTF? when you open your mail, the strong urge to egg the financial building, cobwebs growing in your wallet, eating ramen noodles for two out of three meals for the day, etc.
When one visits the student loan department, one often leaves with a bad case of financial aids
by college owns my soul February 5, 2010
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90 day fiance

A SHOW MY MUM LOVES MORE THAN SHE LOVES ME
me:hey mum whats for din-
mum:SHUT UP THERES A NEW EPISODE OF 90 DAY FIANCE
(based off a true story)
by imma a person who is alright. January 13, 2019
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financee

Someone you are engaged to strictly for financial reasons.
"He doesn't really love her, he loves her money. Until they actually get married, she is his financee."
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financial catfish

A person thats leads a lifestyle in which they falsely advertise their wealth and financial accumulation. He or She may wear and buy designer brands that are beyond their cash earning to boost social image.
" That girl is showing of her new GUCCI BAG, clearly she's a financial catfish "
by sternclion January 3, 2015
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Food and Finance High School

1. Where 50% of kids come because no other school accepted them.

2. Where 3/4 of the kids don't like to cook.

3. Where there is a bunch of unnecessary drama.
Food and Finance High School
OMG, I hope freshman leave FFHS as soon as possible.
by MillyBobbyBrown June 25, 2018
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financial derivative

(FINANCE) a financial instrument whose value is tied to something else; for example,

* a futures contract (future)

* an option

* a swap

In each of these examples, the value of the derivative is related in some way to the price of something else. When the market price of (say) an ounce of gold goes from $1000/oz to $1050/oz, the return to the owner of 1 oz. of actual gold is 5%. But for the owner of a call option or a future, the return is much, much greater than that.

A derivative can be used to multiply risk AND potential profits to speculators; but it can be used for the counterparty to minimize risk by locking in prices, or by hedging against risk.
The economic crisis of 2008 has really focused attention on the financial derivative market.
by Abu Yahya April 5, 2010
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finance bro

One who drives a bmw with white interior leather, balks at dehumanizing hookers and overal douchey appearance to impress everyone around him with the finance firm he works for
Hes a straight finance bro, only cares about money and hoes
by Niqqa G September 3, 2016
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