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Fitness Forever

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The most rockin' personal training / boot camp company in the world!!! If you want to lose weight and look great, then this is who you turn to! These people commit to be fit!
I need to lose 10 lbs. in a healthy, safe way so I will call Fitness Forever.
by brie_bikini January 24, 2011
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Slang used by people who really hate working out. like the "witness protection program"
Woman: "Hey Sally, wanna come with me to the gym?
Sally: "No thanks. I'm in the fitness neglection program."
by cocoababy November 15, 2014
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Fitness is my passion

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When you want to do a really unhealthy thing but you do a little healthy thing
When you get a big mac and large fries but get a large diet coke instead of just a large coke

Fitness is my passion
by SPACE JOE March 11, 2020
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Fitness Nalgas

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Girls who add "fitness" to their social media accounts, have Only Fans, and take pictures of their ass all day
These Fitness Nalgas need Jesus in their lives
by Trad Chad May 13, 2022
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Fitness Emo

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a person who's aim is to create as much pain for themselves by means of strenuous exercise or physical activity
johnathon did 50 push ups, 50 crunches and now he's screaming... what a fitness emo...
by phil 4:6 August 20, 2010
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Fitness fascists are ALWAYS yuppies. Therefore, they are snots who masquerade their elitism and vanity as "concern", especially when it comes to scrutinizing anyone with a BMI over 23 because they feel a smug, deep seated hatred for fat people because it's not glamorous or socially acceptable to be fat.

On the other hand, when an overweight person begins to lose weight, the fitness fascists get their tightie whities in a bunch because the dieter is losing weight quicker than them. It angers them to realize that their idealized and impractical methods of weight loss are faulty at best when actually applied to real life, so they chalk that person's success to "starvation" and resort to fear mongering instead.

They are constantly on a crusade to banish certain foods and are extremely proud of not drinking pop. They're always patting themselves on the back for choking down a carrot and how healthy they are, physically, but in actuality they are some of the most mentally unhealthy tools on the face of the planet, not only chronically acting as though they're on the rag or manifesting in severe symptoms of one personality disorder or the other, but also because they go in fucking shock over swallowing a french fry.

Antonym: A real joy to be around.
I'd rather count calories than eat a bunch of shit I hate and lose weight faster than to listen to one of those fitness fascists and eat food without flavor so that I can lose a pound a month...
by Cadaverine January 8, 2011
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Fitness Made Simple

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It's made for real people.
It's fitness made simple!!!!
It's made for real people!!!!
It's fitness made simple!!!!
It's changing people's lives...
by kingdick May 6, 2005
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