If God see fit

Old people's way of saying that they may not live to be around for a defined event.

Granddaughter: "How old are you, Grandma?"

Grandma: "If god see fit, 86 in July."

by Zetsch_069 November 17, 2021

if no fit, put spit

the contemporary pidgin-hawaiian mantra of applying spit to a male's genitalia when it will not fit in a female's genitalia.

"Son...i would like to have a little talk with you about sex.

if no fit, put spit."

by Dr. Ren_Ayanami, Ph.D January 27, 2005

National Lucy Sears is Fit Month

Free Coupon for a Dick Pic from Lucy Sears. Know a Lucy Sears and are very trivial in size. For the month of October, its Lucy Sears is fit Month.

Papadapolous: Hey Sears boo
Lucy Sears: What Mr Papadapolous
Papadapolous: Its National Lucy Sears is Fit Month send Pics
Lucy Sears: *Cries in Fit*

by GummyGummyBear August 31, 2020

make it spit to make it fit

Used to describe a massive venomous snake, spitting it’s posion before it can enter a smaller cave like warm humid cave.

Make it spit to make it fit- “Man coca, I had to make it spit before I ducked that fresh puss the other day, too big to fit . Heep heep.”

by Roca! March 3, 2018

snugger fit

a snugger fit is a specially made condom for people with small wangs. usually, regular sized condoms slip off people that should be wearing a snugger fit.

whoops! my condom slipped off! looks like i need snugger fits!

by TheAntiPrincess January 22, 2004

semper fit

What gay people in the Marine Corps do, instead of physical training.

Guy #1: Hey, thanks for last night Ken, your the bomb diggetty! Wanna fuck again after we PT?
Guy #2: Shut up Bitch!! I ain't running, I'm gonna do Semper Fit! Then I'll make love to you.

by thesituation89 January 21, 2010

Steezy fit

the fitting of a shirt somewhere between baggy and normal, so it is loose fitting, giving a person a look of steez.

Some people may incorrectly define it as PJ fit, as people usually steezy fit their PJ's

Wow Josie, your tie dye shirt is steezy fit!

by Nerd-o-dork July 1, 2011