Fustigate

to be beaten with a stick until close to death

to be fustigated would be extremely painful

by murrrr April 26, 2012

Fistgate

The Fistgate Scandal happened in Massachusetts where a bunch of students received graphic instructions on having various forms of gay sex. Students were taught how to fist each other the "correct" way, how to practice tribadism, etc. Rather than prevent such happenings in the future, the schools involved simply banned taping the events to prevent oversight and accountability.

Friend 1: "Did you hear about the Fistgate Scandal?"

Friend 2: "I think. Wasn't Fistgate when all those students got taught how to fist fuck each other by some gay group which took over a school?"

by Purple Gurl April 30, 2011

farticate

Term used to categorize certain individuals who enjoy smelling farts while fornicating.

Honey would you please bend over? We need to farticate.

by oj.did.it June 29, 2013

flosticated

Being able too be seen as fictious or envious,falsefied info

flosticated
(floss-a-cate-did)

by regardless devon victory January 26, 2009

Fostigate

to beat with a stick

i will fostigate you if you dont shut up!

by lucynyu101 November 7, 2010

Fistubate

Shoving thy fist into thy no'no regions hard and fast.

When I fistubate with myself, I always walk away sore yet complete.

I caught Sally fistubating earlier, and now here knuckles smell repulsive.

Why do Republicans fistubate to each other all of the time. It must get very cyclical watching each other ram fists up their dirty ass's and vagina's all day.

by Distributed February 23, 2009

Fisticles

Using your fists as spectacles to see far away objects seem a little bit more focused.

"I don't have my glasses, I can't read this book"
"Well why don't you use your pair of my patented fisticles"

-From the fisticles infomercial.

by Frankletini November 8, 2010