fire hydrant tactics

When a girl leaves things at your place so any other females that visit will think you are not single. Leaving claw marks purposely not necessarily during Wild love making. Tagging you in Facebook check in’s.

Dude check us all in. No she is just checking in me and her, it’s one of her fire hydrant tactics .

by trugentlemen670 November 28, 2017

Reverse fire hydrant

During sexual intercorse you piss and nut in the chicks ear.

Ya she still can't hear her boyfriend decided to pull a reverse fire hydrant on her.

by Cripple420 December 12, 2019

Verbal Fire Hydrant

A person who's going on and on about a subject they're interested in, not letting others get a word in edgewise. By spewing a constant stream of information, they become the human equivalent of an open fire hydrant.

Jeez, Jon, you haven't stopped talking about 3D printing all night; you're being a real verbal fire hydrant!

by TheJanePlane June 3, 2015

New York Fire-Hydrant

The act of two men, double penetrating a female, cumming at the same time in her mouth and vagina, then punching her in the back of the rib cage causing her to spew it all out both ends...

Randy: Hey man, I heard your girlfriend was being a bitch!

I: Yeah, what should I do?

Randy: Oh, lets give her a New York Fire-Hydrant.

I: Disgusting, but alright!

by Firefighter911 March 20, 2010

facebook fire hydrant

When you have a facebook account and someone, usually a signifcant other, or someone that wants to be held in a higher postion in your pecking order feels the need to post, like, or make comments on your facebook page constantly in order to "mark their territory".

Akin to a dog "marking his/her territory" like a fire hydrant with urine.

Dennis: "I hung out with Shannon the other weekend and we had a good time."

Dennis: "But, she's left several comments and posts on my facebook page since then, it's kind of annoying."

Jeremy: "Archetypal facebook fire hydrant my friend..."

by Timothy Wizard Tebow December 17, 2011

sticky fire hydrant

When you fuck a girl in the ass and she promptly farts, promptly spraying man juice everywhere.

I gave steve's mother the sticky fire hydrant one time and my walls never looked the same again.

by cooper montana January 14, 2009

Human Fire Hydrant

When a high waisted midget wears red pants and has a big butt.

I saw so many human fire hydrants at that club.

by BillHader April 30, 2010