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filipino fish fuck 

When two filipinos have sex, preferably the idaho spud fuck position, and the man inserts a special goldfish from the filipino rivers into his penis hole, which allows his sperm to become fish eggs, immediately turning the female ovaries into coral reefs upon impact
My girl doesnt want to do anal so I gave her the filipino fish fuck to teach her a lesson
filipino fish fuck by Bcay43 March 18, 2015

Filipino mom

The type of moms that tell that plan your whole life for you. They will likely tell you to become a doctor. If you make a mistake, they treat you like you're the stupidest person ever. They will also tell their life stories about how life in the Philippines is so hard and how they studied so much and graduated. If you get bad grades, they talk about your future and how your cousins are nurses.
Oh you have a Filipino mom? I'm so sorry for you...
A shitty term invented by Fil-Ams who have shallow understanding of the Philippines (they only know its foods & beaches but that's about it) and can't even speak any of the native languages of the Philippines.
Fil-am: Hi fellow filipinxs!
Real Filipino: napakatanga mo naman (you are so dumb)

Filipino water pump 

After eating hot Filipino food , you go and shit it on to your girlfriends stomach while she jerks you off
Hey dev ,Alex gave me a really solid gift for my birthday,he shat on my chest while I jerked him off ,he called it a Filipino water pump

Filippos 

A great person that everyone loves
Everyone has a crush on Fil ( Filippos )
Filippos by Filippos108 October 23, 2020

Filipino Time 

means always late ... a filipino culture ... its like always coming late to a meeting ... especially in parties or when friends are going out ... most of the time 1 hour late or even more ... and when you call them they will lie that they are on their way already and almost there ... but the fact is that they are still @ home getting prep up...
Pinay 1: (on the phone) where are you already you're already an hour late?

Pinay 2: (still getting dressed @ home) I'm on my way there i'm near already...

Pinay 1: Ok! make haste!

**Filipino Time**
Filipino Time by mahiligsaEtits April 20, 2009