finsta

a fake instagram account allowing you to post anything you would like without criticism anonymously to everyone except for people you talk to and trust

Amy has a rad finsta and you can really see who she is behind the scenes 😉

by Horselover1234 March 28, 2017

cum fiesta

Usually means cum or semen in massive amounts.

Holy shit I sprayed it all over her face! It was like a fuckin' cum fiesta!

by Brayne N/A July 16, 2005

Fistance

Unit of measure for girth acceptance of the vagina in decimal fists.

"I nailed this chick last night but the fistance was 1.4; it was like parking a bicycle in an airplane hangar."

by CorollaCrew November 6, 2012

clown fiesta

A confusing mess of a situation.

Popularized by the League of Legends gaming community to describe particularly sloppy team fights.

Related words: Clusterf--k, Mess, Snafu, Balagan

We tried to Black Friday shopping, but we were all so drunk that all we came home with was a box of doughnuts and 5 copies of the Spongebob movie. It was a total clown fiesta.

Teemo just flashed into their entire team and got destroyed. The rest of our team ran in after him. What a clown fiesta.

With Trump in the White House, the next 4-8 years of American politics are going to be a clown fiesta.

by doubledevil December 7, 2016

firstable

What an idiot says instead of First Of All.

Firstable, I am a fuck whit that doesn’t understand English so your argument is invalid

by DumbAsses November 12, 2014

fiesta loco

the party of a lifetime usually takes place in friends house in boca raton, partying usually includes massive sums of marijuana alcochol and in some cases magic mushrooms, party can go on for 3 to 18 days.excessive drinking is took place and some lives are lost. Ususally the ratio for pussy to cock is 15:1 so every "gets "some"

Yo man what happened to john and mike
sorry to tell you but their lives were lost at fiesta loco, apparently they tryed doing the iron horse and had their dick breaken off
thats horrible

by gebbbbby mcfresh January 29, 2009

fiesta bomb

To decorate someone’s workspace, closet, car, etc. in outrageous and often shiny fiesta decorations on the sly, typically in order to surprise the victim for an event such as his/her birthday.

Trisha fiesta bombed my cube this morning for my birthday. I got to work and there was shiny shit everywhere, and an inflatable chili pepper wearing a sombrero sitting in my chair.

by ShansMcGee July 8, 2009