field monkey

Part of a survey crew. Man who gets things and cuts down trees. They like abuse and work hard for peanuts.

Hey field monkey cut that line out and go get the truck.

by Mr rumplenuts April 19, 2017

football fields

The definitive unit of measurement. You can always rely on the length of a football field

Newsreporter: the new street will be 2 kilometers long
Boomer: can you use a measurement people will understand
Newsreporter: Sorry it is 4.5 football fields long

by intewilliam November 12, 2019

get in the field

lets fight.

Since you talking so much shit get in the field.

by They all hate.lucy July 7, 2022

In the field

A figure of speech that describes being active, out & about and making connections.

Where you at bro?
Bout to be in the field. U street going up tonight.

by enjsmoove November 1, 2018

Coopers field

A large park in the centre of Cardiff. This beautiful location's scenery is often made redundant each and every Summer by hopeless drunken children of the "Emo" culture furiously vomiting over eachother whilst dry-humping anything in sight, homeless people included. Other dwellers of this otherwise wonderful park include "Chavs" that synonymously place themselves in public view with the "Emos". Where the "Emos" consider this place to be a public brewery, breeding ground and liquid vomitarium, the "Chavs" have a slightly different agenda. These track-suit tossers hunt the vulnerable prey that is the "Emo" by advancing from behind at roughly 2pm (By this time 95% of the "Emos" are paralytic) and stealing whatever the under-aged victim may be carrying so that they may return home to Ely by 8pm to purchase crack from a 36 year old mother of 274 children. More often than not this usually resorts to violence.

The less popular "functional family with 2.43989 children and a chihuahua / celestial horned aardvark" can be found scattered around the park brandishing plastic cutlery and various sandwiches and home-made pastries. These creatures tend to flee from the area within twenty minutes or so after being plonked on the bonce repeatedly with a half empty bottle of white storm by one of the intoxicated natives.

Safe bro. Me and Flipper Bill just "scored a draw" off Blodwin in Smallmans, wanna come to the blue shop and buy some motor oil so we can get "steamin'" and "block-up" in the doggin' tree about three thousand miles into Coopers field and perhaps steel a "peng" emos tampons brev? *insert incomprehendable local slang to finish the conversation"... Nice one

by Jumpedbyparrots January 13, 2011

Fieldingism

A religion, Noel Fielding is God.

We worship all that is Noel Fielding, including his heavenly 8 inches, his Mod powers, and his oh-so amazing hair.
We watch the Mighty Boosh, fall in love with Richmond, and watch Sweet EVERYDAY.
We pray that ‘Goth Detectives’ becomes a show and we car dance.
We wear Mirrorball suits and ponchos to bed.

LET US ALL PRAISE OUR GOD NOEL.

Worshippers are known as 'Fielders'.

A connecting religion is the religion of the Boosh, worshippers of the Boosh are known as Booshies. On Tumblr, Booshies are collectively known as Booshlrs.

Oh my Noel

Praise be Noel

Oh yeah, my religion in Fieldingism.

by Fieldingismisareligion October 27, 2010

Christian Fidelis

A variation of meme who, upon making eye contact, will either absent-mindedly bite his top lip and wink at you or attack you with all manner of heinous verbal insults and accusations (with the occasional threat of anal rape). This is entirely dependent on the target's gender. A Christian Fidelis can often be seen wearing long sleeve t-shirts affiliated with any street wear label that charges over $100 AUD for cheap quality apparel. The majority of a Christian Fidelis' time is spent in the company of a Muche Shumba, a professional photographer and lord of "gathos". When not riding the Muche Shumba, a Christian Fidelis will either make attempts to get his attention or incessantly pester him for favours including, but not limited to:

- asking for photographs
- begging for compliments on fashion sense; hairstyle and "shoe game";

- and general approval and acceptance of existence.

The most effective way to successfully provoke a Christian Fidelis is to suggest that the relationship shared between him and the Muche has escalated from friendship to one where sexual activity is desired. The defensive mechanism a Christian Fidelis will employ in retaliation to said provocation involve:
- calling the offender a homosexual
- making a page on Instagram dedicated to roasting the offender
- crying to the Muche and other gatho veterans for support

One distinct physical feature found on a Christian Fidelis is a rapidly receding hairline.

Guy 1: "Hey, look at this photo taken by Muche Shumba."
Guy 2: "Hahaha look at his hair, it's the same as my grandpa's!"
Guy 1: "I know right, what a Christian Fidelis."

by LeanMeanBeanMachine June 8, 2016