A shit-flinging-monkey (simular to a douche pelican) refers to a person who is complaining/ mooching/ or just being an ass hole. Shit in this case is a metaphor for the stupid things this person is complaining or bitching about. "Flinging their shit at everyone".
However you can like a shit-fliging-monkey. I have one as a friend he is very nice and cute like a monkey but every once in a while he flings his shit like a rabid monkey.
However you can like a shit-fliging-monkey. I have one as a friend he is very nice and cute like a monkey but every once in a while he flings his shit like a rabid monkey.
"So i talked to him today and he was acting like such a shit-fliging-monkey."
"i dont want to hang out with thoes shit-flinging-monkeys...i'm tired of that shit..."
"i dont want to hang out with thoes shit-flinging-monkeys...i'm tired of that shit..."
by PunkAssBitchEm August 7, 2006
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That's just how it works! Don't flinch, Vern!
That's just how it works! Don't flinch, Vern!
"You flinched! Two for flinching! You flinched! Two for flinching! You flinched! Two for flinching! You flinched! Two for flinching!" etc.
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Get the Fling ding mug.1) Jokes or pranks that seem to cause problems.
2) Girl with Cat ears, often in a sense of sex fetish
2) Girl with Cat ears, often in a sense of sex fetish
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Get the flingleberry mug.A male who sends pictures of his small penis to many men/women they have an interest in, in the hope that one responds. The term ‘shrimp’ is used because they are small.
‘Mate did you send nudes to Julia?’
‘I sent nudes to everyone on tinder last night in the hope that one would bite!’
‘Mate you need to stop flinging the shrimp across tinder! It’s not on! Keep it in the tank’
‘I sent nudes to everyone on tinder last night in the hope that one would bite!’
‘Mate you need to stop flinging the shrimp across tinder! It’s not on! Keep it in the tank’
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Get the flinging the shrimp mug.The final episode of Breaking Bad. In this episode, Walt returns to New Mexico and confronts Gretchen and Elliott. Badger and Skinny Pete point red laser pointers at them to intimate them into giving Flynn (Walt Jr.) money every year on his birthday, as Walter wants them to do. After leaving and paying Badger and Pete, Walter drives to Jack's compound, where Jesse is being held. After pushing Jesse and himself on the floor while the gang taunts them, Walter presses the car keys, which activates a machine mounted onto a turret and fires hundreds of bullets into the building, killing all of the gang members. After the shooting ends, Jesse chokes Todd to death while Walt finishes Jack off. Jesse prepares to shoot Walter, still wanting revenge for all the pain he caused him, but sees the machine gun had a ricocheted bullet that shot him. Jesse exits the building and unlocks Todd's El Camino, while Walt calls Lydia and informs her he had poisoned her tea and that by that point, she had little time left to live. Jesse and Walt nod at each other, finally forgiving and respecting each other. Jesse gets in the car and bashes out the gate, crying tears of joy now that he'd finally escaped his torture. Meanwhile, still in the compound, Walt walks into the meth lab, admiring the equipment and reminiscing on his early days as a meth cook. The song Baby Blue by Badfinger begins to play, as the camera zooms out on Walt's lifeless body, except for the satisfied smirk on his face.
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