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Harlequin Fetus

Harlequin Fetus is a disease. I'm not even going to go into it much, just know that it's TERRIBLE. No, I am not shitting you or pulling your ball sack on this one. I'm talking TERRIBLE TERRIBLE. Terrible to be born with and even worse to live with.

I'm also not going to tell you not to Google search it, that's your own dumbass decision to make, but let me tell you now, those images are very, very scary. Want a description? Babies born with Harlequin Fetus look like aliens or mutated babies with burnt, cracked skin and red globular eyes. SOLID red eyes. I would like to say that plenty people have survived it, but many haven't. THIS IS NOT A DAMN JOKE. IT IS NOT FUNNY. IT IS PAINFUL, IT IS LIFE THREATENING, AND ANYONE WHO STILL BELIEVES IT'S KINDA FUNNY CAN GO LOOK UP THOSE IMAGES NOW.
A 14 year old girl, Hunter Steinitz, was born with Harlequin Ichthyosis. Everything about her is perfectly normal, except for her skin, which is bright red and very, very thick. She's lucky she was born alive.

Using Harlequin Fetus as a shock image to laugh at is cruel and disgusting, the work of idiots. Whoever actually did laugh at it can go shove a stick up their butt.
by The Pizza Delivery Girl January 28, 2013
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Fetian

Feitan is the most beautiful boy of the phantom troupe Chrollo is a close second. I’m not counting Hisoka because mans left. He maybe 5’0 and have a torture kink but you know what it’s fine he may have killed Kurapika’s family but you know what it’s fine you know why it’s fine because he’s fine he’s is gorgeous I love this man even tho if I went near him he would not hesitate to rip my head of with his umbrella or sword
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Accordion Fetish

The act of shoving your fist down someone's ass, and then taking your other fist shoving it down their throat. Then playing them like a fucking accordion.
You better watch out for Tyrone, he has an accordion fetish! He once played Joseph like a fucking Accordion!
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Penis fetish

When someone is sexually aroused by penises, but is not necessarily gay
"Mark got a Penis fetish from watching too much porn"
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Hand fetish

When someone gets an erection because he sees hands
Brian: Yoshikage Kira has a hand fetish
Sam: oMg is that A fUckIng JOJO reference??!
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ankle fetish

The pure admiration and attraction to bare/uncovered ankles. Also the reason why Thomas MacLaren School requires students to wear socks that cover their ankles.
Mrs. Olson: "Your socks must cover your ankles, due to some students having an ankle fetish..."
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Yeetus thy Fetus

To throw an unborn child. Or an alive Fetus.
*when baby cries in arms* “ Yeetus thy Fetus demon child
by Gi Gi Habnini June 26, 2018
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