Festivy

When there's something happening or a festival and you feel festivy

Today I feel festivy

At the festival, everyone looked festivy

by Festivy August 2, 2016

Fagtivity

An activity involving males that seems semi- or often overwhelmingly homo.

Arthur: Hey, me and the guys are going to a hotel for the weekend, would you like to join us? We just going to hang out and do some manly things without women.

Tyrone: Umm..............No!! I dont think so mann.....seems like a fagtivity to me homie.

by shenti March 14, 2009

fistivities

A feast, holiday, celebration, weekend or evening out that leaves you physically, emotionally, financially, morally and spiritually wrecked.

I am feeling terrible after last weekend's fistivities

by Brad Kenyon October 11, 2003

Facebook fertility

The friends of friends ( on facebook) you get to know

how many people you get to know from ur friends on the facebook.
U mean "facebook fertility"
Yes

by naveenforfriends March 21, 2011

fertility symbols

Clichés such as as phalli, (see phallus), ankhs, crucifixes, eggs, rabbits, and maidens dressed in white; the proper trappings for certain pagan holidays, such as Easter.

I prefer honest pagans and Real True Christians to those who pretend that the fertility symbols of Easter, such as eggs, rabbits, and maidens dressed in white have something to do with Jesus.

by Downstrike May 24, 2004

festivist

A would-be escapist who romanticizes the present instead of everything but the present.

Jack: I'm such an escapist. It's New Year's Eve and I'm daydreaming that I'm in Times Square.
Jill: That's not being an escapist, Jack. That's being a festivist.

Jack: I'm such an escapist. We're in San Francisco and I'm daydreaming that it's the 1960s.
Jill: That's not being an escapist, Jack. That's being a festivist.

by ladyfingers March 20, 2013

festivist

A celibration to replace christmas, in which you sit down with various people that you assemble and tell them all the reasons why you dont like them, why they piss you off, and wht you think their retarded. then you proceed to beat the fuck out of them and by doing so you releive stress

I passed up christmas to celabrate festivist

by blocked December 15, 2008