fastball

The act of cupping a fart in your hand and then throwing it at someone.

Here's a fastball coming atcha!

by Isaiah Groshong January 24, 2008

fastball

where u slap your balls on to your partners face until they bleed

My friend gave my mom a fastball.

by cclark March 15, 2007

Fastball Slammer

When playing the game "Cup Hawk" you yell "Fastball Slammer" then throw the ball as hard as you can at the cup. Usually ends with drilling the guy standing behind the cup.

Aaron - "You know what, FASTBALL SLAMMER!"

Coleman - "Wow dude ok.. that hurt what the heck"

Aaron - "YOLO"

by CupChamp July 24, 2012

Fastball

A 90's indie rock band formed in 1995 in austin texas. The band skyrocketed to fame on the gossamer wings of their hit single."the way"a very compelling song about an elderly couple who attend a rural Texas festival called pioneer days. And due to their collective dementia.never return and their car is eventually found at the bottom of a ravine near hot springs arkansas. Hence.the pliant refrain: "where were they going.without ever knowing the way!"

I knew the guys from "fastball"when they worked at a deli in austin.

by 4realazitgits March 18, 2021

Feetball

any of various forms of team game involving kicking (and in some cases also handling) a ball, in particular (in the UK) soccer or (in the US) American feetball.

He started playing feetball when he was 5.

by Flamefloat December 26, 2022

High Fastball

Another expression for taking the dirt road or taking the brown eye from Atlanta to Boston.

Last night I switched it up and gave her the high fastball. Your mom always hits the high fastball.

by The Dutch Bandit January 16, 2011

underhanded fastball

Jerking off in a public restroom stall while doing a handstand. The ejaculation must take place in less than 15 seconds after the jerking commences, and to truly perform this dead the load must be caught in the mouth of the one jerking off.

Dude I passed this girl walking through the mall yesterday. I got so hard I had to go into sprint to the restroom and pull an underhanded fastball.

by loisting4life April 9, 2017