natio furniture

Chairs and tables made from cases of Natural Ice (or any beer), or coolers full of alcoholic beverages, typically used for seating at cookouts.

We were using those thirty bombs as natio furniture until Chad showed up and drank it all.

by dcoy February 17, 2009

Rearrange the furniture

What a dumb bitch calls adjusting your nuts.

"Omg! Did you see luke rearrange the furniture?"

by Muddybones August 14, 2018

Move Some Furniture Around

An innuendo for suggesting sex.

Meg: I'm gonna order some pizza and then we're gonna move some furniture around. You understand?
Castiel: N-no, I don't unders--
Meg: 😈
Castiel: I uNdErStAnD

by mynoduesP sI mynoduesP yM July 24, 2020

You have more loose screws than ikea furniture

A person that acts like they are crazy or disturbed

You know Eddie you have more loose screws than ikea furniture.

by Cloyde December 8, 2017

fornitura

Spanish twist on an English word, with several meanings and uses

1. a person of little to no self drive, who needs to be moved around and pushed around to get them to do something.

2. a friend who promised to do something and then renegued for no good reason, especially if this is his or her usual behavior

can be shortened to "forni" as in "que forni eres" when talking to the person being described by the word

Mi fornitura hermano quedo conmigo en llevarme los muebles hoy a casa, pero nunca llego.

Quedaste mal conmigo, que forni eres.

by Rebe September 8, 2005

fjurniture

Swedish furniture

I went to Ikea and got some fjurniture for the summer house near the fjord.

by Patatapang Pupeerputug August 2, 2008

furniture

The term used for women attached to a domicile as a perk (like renting an apartment that is already furnished).

From the movie Soylent Green:
Shirl tells Thorn that she's getting a new tenant
Det. Thorn: He'll like you. You're a helluva piece of furniture.
Shirl: Don't talk to me like that. Please.
Det. Thorn: OK.

by duffolonious March 29, 2009