Finnish

To make something become from Finland.

Q - Are you going to Finnish that sandwich?

A - Sure, pass me some reindeer and the ketchup.

by Destructoboy42 May 26, 2008

Finnish Fuck

Noun - A cocknocker of Finish descent. Generally a Finish Fuck will utlize the time zone difference between Finland and the U.S. to berate, annoy, or insult his mates whilst drunk at a time of day that they are at work or on the unemployment line.

(phone ringing)

Yen: "Shouldn't you get that?"

Mike: "Nah; it's the Finnish Fuck. If I pick it up it'll just be him pissing in the toilet while holding the phone next to it. It is after 6pm there after all..."

by Admiral Nelly Nelz October 10, 2010

Finnish girl

she's the one who's beautiful but you never realise until she's before your eyes, she's the one who once you get to know, you'll never figure out how you lived without her, their pure perfection is a danger to live without, her figure is greater than your head will ever be able to imagine until it's seen. if you meet her and she likes you then you're one lucky guy/gal.

Also they drink coffee and have big boobs but eh.

I would love to find myself a Finnish girl in my life.

by Bromora July 30, 2017

Fennigbyte

A fennigbyte (commonly abbreviated FB) is a measurement term for data storage capacity of pornography. The value of a fennigbyte is equal to that of a terabyte (1000 gigabytes), but is based upon the storage medium being filled to the capacity solely with pornography.

I know this guy who has a fennigbyte of porn on his computer!

by Bob Langelaan December 27, 2007

Fernison

Centuries old dynasty. Ruled by the rich and greedy. Most known ones being Tobias Fernison and Lukas Fernison. Known for authoritarian ruling and explotation of citizens. Merciless to enemies, but good to their allies.

Interesting facts:
Often used dirty tactics in war.
Dynasty recruited a lot of great architects.

The Fernison dynasty sucked.
The Fernisons were a dynasty in Austria.

by Mr.Spongeman October 26, 2022

finnish roulette

Similar to Russian Roulette, but five shots are loaded into the revolver instead of one.

Finnish roulette is a surefire way to die like a moron.

by dumoc July 16, 2015

fenis

A feotus and a penis. A feotal penis.

Used to describe a man with an extremely small cock.

Also, someone who is useless, like a babies penis.

Jack: blah blah blah

Emil: shut the fuck up, you fenis!

you have a fenis and no balls you small groined fuck!

by 2 blokes an a baby February 26, 2008