Erin: "I got Jupiter fisted last night, I almost died"
Mitch: "You have to be careful with the Jupiter fisting, I had a friend that died"
Mitch: "You have to be careful with the Jupiter fisting, I had a friend that died"
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Made popular by Tim Green, Ian Green, Steve Varner in tampa bay Fl.
A brutal term Refering to anal fisting a female with large amounts of lube
or in lack of lube baking products i. e. Crisco
To shove ones hand into a container of Crisco then putting that fist into a females ass for sexual pleasure.
Made popular by Tim Green, Ian Green, Steve Varner in tampa bay Fl.
A brutal term Refering to anal fisting a female with large amounts of lube
or in lack of lube baking products i. e. Crisco
To shove ones hand into a container of Crisco then putting that fist into a females ass for sexual pleasure.
man 1- "Damn, you hit that?"
man 2- " I Crisco Fisted that bitch"
past tense
I Crisco Fisted that hoe
future tense
I would so Crisco Fist that bitch.
man 2- " I Crisco Fisted that bitch"
past tense
I Crisco Fisted that hoe
future tense
I would so Crisco Fist that bitch.
by V and G September 27, 2009
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-Noun
1.) The sexual act of a man placing his penis between the breasts of a lactating woman. The man then takes a breast into each hand and begins milking the woman and spreads the milks over his penis to be used as lubricant.
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1.) The sexual act of a man placing his penis between the breasts of a lactating woman. The man then takes a breast into each hand and begins milking the woman and spreads the milks over his penis to be used as lubricant.
Man: "Damn, we are out of lube again... I was really looking forward to placing my penis between your breasts and gyrating."
Woman: "How about a Two Fisted Farmer?"
Man: "That's a GREAT idea. I am so glad you are still lactating!"
Woman: "How about a Two Fisted Farmer?"
Man: "That's a GREAT idea. I am so glad you are still lactating!"
by Buster Highmen December 9, 2009
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by Hrhejsjsbe February 11, 2019
Get the Fisted mug.a method of masterbation. the 'user' claps both hands around his crunne on, squeezes until its numb, then proceed to masterbate with both hands at a furious pace. continue to spadging occurs.
Q - you just like you've spadged your life away. why is that?
A - i've just had a double fisted piledriver.
she gave him a double fisted piledriver, but, being female, had not mastered the technique good enough and ripped his crunne-on off.
A - i've just had a double fisted piledriver.
she gave him a double fisted piledriver, but, being female, had not mastered the technique good enough and ripped his crunne-on off.
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