Fema

Failure to Effectively Manage Anything

Fema is clueless - There are people in the convention center?

by Big G Dawg September 25, 2005

fecal encephalopathy

1. The medical term for "shit head"

2. When one's head is so full of shit they become disoriented

"My patient has a serious case of fecal encephalopathy"

"I concur"

by Dr Urich May 17, 2012

fecalphiliac

A person who has a sexual drive toward excrement especially diahrea.

"John loves it when women release their bowels all over his face, he must be a fecalphiliac!"
"I wish I wasn't such a fecalphiliac, sex gets so messy when laurence unleashes his diahrea all over me."
"Martha sure did love it when I squezzed my rectal muffins all over her stinky body, goodness it's hot to be a fecalphiliac!"

by Dr. Roger M. Kuew March 24, 2009

fecal tsunami

An explosive bowel movement which usually will turn the cornhole inside-out. Typically, lifting the feet from the floor plastering the inside of the bowl with feces.

I was good dahn Mexico until I drank that water. I was sitting on the pot with a fecal tsunami the rest of the day. Shit was flying everywhere.

by Mizzlebwey January 28, 2014

fecalateral triangle

The brown triangle that is left on the back of the toilet seat and is caused by poor wiping and personal hygiene.

Ian left a fecalateral triangle on the toilet seat again!

by Emergency911 December 9, 2016

fecal fluff

Rough sex in the ass.

I gave him/her a good fecal fluff last night.

by Putthoff January 14, 2017

fecal bombardment

The deliberate spreading of false information for the purposes of swaying public opinion or reinforcing existing beliefs. Typically, this term is used in a political or corporate context. In short, it means to "spread shit around".

The candidate engaged in a campaign of fecal bombardment in order to gain a leg up on his opponent.

After the scandal involving the board of directors, the new CEO began a policy of fecal bombardment in order to keep investors happy.

by Trumplodyte December 18, 2018