February 14 

February 14 is national Attack on Titan day, if you do not pledge right now Captain Levi will brutally slaughter you in his sleep.

Person: YO it’s February 14 do you have a valentine for Valentine’s Day?
Person 2: No wdym it’s Attack on Titan day

February 14 by Jaylee_thewaffle February 13, 2021

February 14 

National slap a guy named Liam day unless he askes you out.

February 14:
"Hey y/n did Liam ask you out?"

"Yeah I guess I cant slap him :("

February 14 by Sophiscool_1 February 7, 2022

February 14 

a day where ugly people get chocolates from their parents

boy1: hey did you get a valentine
boy2: i got some chocolate from my parents
boy1: that makes sense

valentines day February 14

February 14 by largedonkey64545 January 27, 2021

February 14 

The birthday of the guy destined to be a sex god

Guy 1:Did you hear it's Tyler's birthday today?
Guy 2: It's February 14? Damn I bet he gets more girls than both of us combined

February 14 by cedwerd November 27, 2019

February 14 

today is a special day for couples to celebrate their love and happiness.

"ofc you should love each other it's February 14!
"happy valentine's day babe!"

"happy valentine's day baby!! i love u"

February 14 by 𝚔𝚊𝚢𝚔𝚊𝚢𝚢 December 1, 2019

February 14 

The day where one dumbass called another dumbass a whore, and boom they became friends (eventually something else but shhh)

me: remember when i called you a whore one February 14?
matt: ...
me: you're still a whore

February 14 by sssenpai? April 23, 2020

February 14 

Where you make your dumb boyfriend buy you something or kick him in the balls :)🥰

You: “Hey babe did u get me anything?”

Him: “No whats today again”
You: “February 14 duh valentines day”
Him: “Oh yea no”
You: “Kick him in the balls” 😩

February 14 by Youuanddmeetogetherforeveeer February 12, 2021