foetus

A slimy little teat of a human, born 12 months premature with extensive megalomania

Christ that Sasha is a fucking foetues!!

by Sasha Kingsbury McDill May 10, 2004

Foetus

A bulge or growth that a woman has in her stomach that looks strange and creepy when she does not have the excuse of being pregnant. It is kind of like a beer belly that is caused by excess drinking of canned energy drinks.

What is wrong with Jos's stomach? It looks like she has a foetus growing out of it.

by Dancin Boy October 10, 2008

Foetal

A simple play off of the word Fetal. Invented by a friend of mine on accident.

RI0S (5:06:52 PM): ery few songs manage to leave me shaking on the floor in foetal position but many of their creations have that particular effect.

by Garrodith September 18, 2003

Floetry

A skilled poet who's about to put it down with expressive Talent

KL hit the stage and left the crowds done with his Floetry performance

by Klover324 December 30, 2018

FOETS

Fear of entering toilet syndrome. Preferably used when you enter a toilet at work, and having a fear that the person on the other side hasn't locked the door properly. Causing you to look at them in the eye whilst having a shit.

Trudi you haven't locked the toilet door, I now have FOETS because of you! Make sure you wipe as I'm in the same room as you anyway!

by Eggsaladking123 March 1, 2016

FBOT

Acronym for Fuck Boy Over There.

The male version of Thot. A worthless guy who woos women to scam them out of their money and/or fucks a lot of women for some personal gain.

Girl, watch out for that fbot ! He's fine but he'll steal your heart along with your money.

by shawal November 14, 2017

Floetry

Word invented by would be poets when composing poems about poetry itself with the intention of using it as a rhyming synonym of the word poetry, and perhaps also to imply a flow to their words.

You will recognize my poetry, by my lazy use of floetry, so you will be fooled there is actually some flow to my poetry.

by R.senal June 23, 2021