fauxosexual
that dude became a fauxosexual and when to the gay club to hook up with some hot fag hags last night.
fauxosexual by mrx69 February 3, 2010
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fauxmosexual
noun: one who wears a hairstyle which poorly imitates a Mohawk without shaving the head, but successfully indicates ones status as a white trash dick head.
2) A male of poor social or educational standing, particularly if they are proud of this deficiency.
3) A young male who is proud to flaunt large garish tattoos, smoke or chew tobacco, and have a very limited vocabulary accentuated by the word fuck.
derivation: merging of fauxmo, meaning a false mohawk, and homosexual, a male who engages in sexual activity with other males.
2) A male of poor social or educational standing, particularly if they are proud of this deficiency.
3) A young male who is proud to flaunt large garish tattoos, smoke or chew tobacco, and have a very limited vocabulary accentuated by the word fuck.
derivation: merging of fauxmo, meaning a false mohawk, and homosexual, a male who engages in sexual activity with other males.
There goes Shane again, sporting his crap surf wear, board shorts, and of course, his XXXX(Queensland beer) tattoo, what a fauxmosexual!
fauxmosexual by Richard Pearse May 29, 2008
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fauxmosexual
a comment or allusion that at first appears to be sexual (particularly homosexual), although was not.
a: dude, why are you putting on flavored chapstick?
b: to remind me how wonderful women taste.
a: haha, alright, that is totally fauxmosexual.
b: to remind me how wonderful women taste.
a: haha, alright, that is totally fauxmosexual.
fauxmosexual by eclipticsphere17 May 4, 2009
Fauxmosexual
A person (usually straight) who pretends to be gay, bi, or fluid to seem edgy, relevant, or appealing especially in media or music. They’ll flirt with queerness for the aesthetic, but ghost when it comes to real representation or accountability.
She dropped one vague sapphic lyric, posted a rainbow selfie, and dipped back into straightville classic fauxmosexual move.
Fauxmosexual by Perfectfifth June 5, 2025
Feauxmosexual
A type of bro that acts very touchy with his other bro friends, but will scream "no homo" if he so much as thinks about another man for more than a second. Common fare in frat houses.
Thaddeus: "Dude, have you noticed how much of a feauxmosexual Chet is"
Grant: "Of course I have, the dude tried to feel up my dick and said it was to compare sizes."
Thaddeus: "bro"
Grant: "Of course I have, the dude tried to feel up my dick and said it was to compare sizes."
Thaddeus: "bro"
Feauxmosexual by Punkxican October 20, 2016