Fasian

A more than fat asian chick.

Richie: Who was waiting for their ride?
Chris: Oh it was just the fasain.
Richie: The fasain???
Chris: Yeah you know a fat asian.

by Count Dino / Weezer December 8, 2004

fagical

description for something that is utterly gay

scott always gets such a fagical look on his face when he sees an nsync video.

by stephen March 21, 2003

Fasian

A Asian that is not a real Asian. Usually can not speak his language, use chopsticks, and is bad at math. A disgrace to his whole entire dynasty.

Man that Austin kid is one Fasian!

by ISeriouslyHaveNoFriends May 19, 2011

fasian

"Fake Asian"-- Someone who does not fit traditional Asian stereotypes and fits in more with white ones. Also blasian (black asian).

Olivia Z. is such a fasian; she's not super-grades-obsessed or super-ditzy with Japanese anime notebooks.

by aviva November 5, 2004

FASCAN

military acronym for FAmily of SCAtterable Ninjas, not related to the scuba ninja.
A bomb that explodes in the air releasing deadly ninjas across the area of impact. undefeatable

The enemy was thwarted after we dropped a MOAB and some FASCAN on the poor bastards

by govnah January 12, 2005

faticate

To make a skinny person fat.

Girl1: I'm gonna faticate that bitch.
Girl2: She has a high metabolism GL.

by akemi23 June 24, 2010

fasian

A white man that has eyes like an asian and looks like an asain but is not asian

Wow Adam is one sexy asian!
No he is a fasian!

by the fasian invasion March 4, 2010