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A situation that happens when you leave your phone in your back pocket unlocked and your ass decides to send text for you either caused by swamp ass or farting
Sorry I didn't mean to send you that text.. I fartexted you by accident..
Fartext by SmokinRez August 26, 2013
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Asian fart sex 

A type of sex where you and your asian partner fart during sex inflicting great mood and positivity between you.
Hey baby wanna do some Asian fart sex tonight?

Arabic Camel Fart Sex 

"Fuck you Arabic camel fuckers!"

"Arabic Camel Fart Sex funny"

fatsexual 

A fatsexual is a fat person who is sexual, despite the cultural misconception that the two should not mix.
"I'm coming out of the closet as a fatsexual: I am a fat person who likes to fuck other people, and you all can just fucking deal with that."
fatsexual by buddhapotter November 9, 2015

fartsenudel 

An imbecile, characterized by a wholly unappealing odor.
We could've been best of friends if she, sadly, wasn't such a fartsenudel.
fartsenudel by JediMindTruck November 24, 2013

fartserbate

the humor of farting while masterbating in the closet naked with 1 or more friends
dude 1: hahaha you just fartserbated
dude 2: honestly it felt better than fucking a chick
dude 1: doesn't smell that bad actually
fartserbate by Mary Monroe January 1, 2014