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Fartknocker

It was a drinking game to keep people from driving drunk. I first heard the term in the late 1960’s.

Imagine a group of men in a bar, getting inebriated and passing gas. When a guy passed gas, the men would have to state the name of their favorite beer, followed by 3 quick knocks. The one with the slowest response time was labeled the (slowest) fart knocker; and accordingly had to stick around (as in not leave yet), as that was the most impaired person.
After saying the name of his favorite beer, he took forever to get his 3 knocks in; thereby being declared The Fartknocker.
by AspieNH January 17, 2022
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Fartknocker

a very NOT nice thing to say to someone. if someone is bugging the shit out of you, this is the word to use!!
i hate you! ur such a fartknocker
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Fartknocker

a kind of weasel of the two-legged variety.
That was such a low thing to do, Jack. You are a real fartknocker.
by Tim January 5, 2003
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Fartknocker

a person who farts a lot OR someone who is talking crap.
Example 1:
Jim: that girl looks like a whore
Greg:You're a real fartknocker aren't you?
Example 2:
(Jim passes a lot of smelly gas)
Greg: You freaking fartknocker!
by FartMaster5000 May 10, 2010
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Bojangle Fartknocker

loser, punk, faggit, crap, or being or refering to someone as a stupid idiot
by The World Of Coke May 19, 2010
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fartknocker

he is such a fartknocker.
by shrekispretty123 April 21, 2022
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Fartknocker

A guy who deserves to be farted on. Typically used by a guy whose drunk.
Dude that guy is such a fartknocker
by Teh greatest dick pick November 21, 2017
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