Farticle

Part "part" and part "fart", the main part of farts that make the smell.

An actual fart is made up of millions of compressed farticles.

by Rasputin the third August 12, 2005

poo farticles

in referance to the nomber of shit particles in the air when farting on another persons pillow

I got pink eye becausse john ripped his poo farticles all over my pillow

by McKILLBABYS February 21, 2009

farticles

(n)
1.fart particles
2. poop particles which are blown away from your anus when gas is passed.
3. airborne poop particles
4. farticulate matter
5. often the cause of conjunctivitis (pink eye)

"Nena blew farticles all over my pillow and that's how I got pink eye!"

by DrugDealer14 October 25, 2011

farticled

Past Tense Verb:
A. The act of adding a mass of farticles (particles that come from a creature's flatulence) to the air. Many consider this a form of pollution.

B. The act of inhaling (through the nose or mouth) farticles. This results in unpleasant smells and/or tastes by the inhaler. Many consider this a form of reducing pollution.

A. That clean, well shaven dog just farticled all over the park!

B. That clean, well shaven man just helped global warming because he farticled all of Larry's humongous fart.

by Clean, well shaven man May 27, 2008

Farticles

The production and smell of "poo particles"by ones fart released into the air.

As I walked into the elevator my sense of smell was ruined by stale farticles

by Kiwichef May 19, 2018

Fartial Status

Basically, how gassy you are. A Fartial Status can be checked after eating at a place that gives you the shitz, such as Chipotle, Taco Bell, McDonald's, and many others.

A fartial status can be ranked on a scale of "I'm fine...", to "SOMEBODY PLEASE KILL ME NOW!!!!"

Person 1: My stomach hurts like Hell...
Person 2: How is your fartial status?
Person 1: I think I'm gonna explode when we get in the car.
Person 2: Oh Hell no! If it's THAT bad, you're walking! You're not stinking up my sick whip!

by RedRabbit1987 March 4, 2019

Fartilator

A rubber hose that is inserted into one's anus providing for the automatic passing of gas... SILENTLY.

Thanks for loaning me your FARTILATOR last night for the awards banquet. I was totally silent and no one knew it was me causing the awful smell in the room.

by King of Fun October 1, 2019