farfrompoopen

A situation in which nature calls for you to visit the bathroom, yet you cannot perform the act of defecation.

Typically, one simply sits on the toilet until giving up or the phone rings.

"After that spicy meal, I had to poop but I was just farfrompoopen!

by asdf2012 November 7, 2013

Farfidinkle

an act of sitting on the ground and playing in feces. Most commonly used as an insult.

Your mom took part in a farfidinkle at the county park!

You smell as if you took part in a farfidinkle!

Why don't you go over to the corner, defecate, and then have yourself a merry little farfidinkle!

Can also be used as a verb: You've been behaving so badly that you might as well just farfidink in front of everyone!

by Sam Fish January 4, 2008

Farmyard Threesome

A threesome with two hideous pig-like girls.

Guy 1: "These girls are all over you, if you play your cards right you may get a threesome mate!"
Guy 2: "Even if I just play my cards I'll get a threesome, the fucking pigs"
Guy 1: "Farmyard threesome!"

by Mr Fox123 February 21, 2013

fariya

Fariya is mostly a nice quite person, rarely talk likes to keep to her self. Only has a very few close friends. She hates to be compared to and is sometimes open about something's. Really in reality fariya is a very loud person never stopes chatting, can be annoying at times but watch out for this nigga look innocent but beyond your imaginations.

Yea nah she's something else fariya

by lollygirl45 November 23, 2021

farty breath

Halitosis (bad breath). One who has halitosis.

Get away from me, farty breath.

by Wolly November 1, 2002

farfing

Farting and barfing at the same time. Usually happens when drunk.

Man, Chris was so drunk last night. All I remember after the second bottle of Jager was him farfing in the toilet!

by Kim Thorne May 15, 2008

Ak-Farty7

An unintentional fart that comes out in pieces that are usually low-pitch and short.

War Buddy: Awwww crap, the Jihads got us surrounded!
You: Dont worry, I'll blow them away with my Ak-Farty7
(Both laugh uncontrollably for five seconds)
You:...
War Buddy:...
You:...
War Buddy:...We should probably do something about those Jihads.

by djcrunkyskunk December 9, 2010