Fandango

When one wears a hat on their penis.

John put a hat on his penis and shouted "Hey! Look at my fandango"

by GingerLing March 2, 2017

Fandangoed

Anything, but usually a thing or person , that is so worn out that it's nearly useless

"Jerry won't go out with Sally. I say she's not too ugly but he says she's completely fandangoed."

by K-Dawg1993 July 3, 2019

Fandango

A mixture of party enhancing chemicals. One part MDMA and one part Ketamine. This mix was invented in the back of a van in Newcastle, November 2007 during Boss Sounds Reggae Festival. It is now a widely spread "magik mix" adopted by party attendees all over the country. The combination, once snorted through nasal cavities, amplifies the party to go faster and slower at the same time a new cutting edge drug affect known as wonky time. dig it.

1.I pure just caned a big phat line of fandango man..... whoooaaa, its all gettin a bit wonky, whoooa...
2. Go and rack us up a couple of lineskis of Fandango and I'll shove on some deep and heavy dubstep to get wonky to....yas.

by dAn.o_ October 20, 2008

Fandangoing

When a company takes a new Internet meme and pays a lot of money to try and make it to go viral & taking it away from the fans, thus killing the coolness.

Really, WWE? A bunch of cheerleaders just happen to know Fandango's theme song and actually care enough about to perform it? Fandangoing is faker than your pretend sport now.

by Mr Funny April 15, 2013

Fandango

1. to touch in a sexual manner
2. to carress
3. to do sexual things

A. Your such a slore!

B. Ugh!, how?

C. Cause you so let Shane fandango you bitch!

by Isaias119 January 1, 2009

Fandango

Slang term for light-skinned black people (like the paper bag puppets on Fandango ads)

Fandangos: Ludacris, Colin Powell, Ice T

by ifeelbadforyouson December 20, 2008

Fandango

Little known 1985 American road film by director Kevin Reynolds staring Kevin Costner and Judd Nelson (among others) and featuring a haunting soundtrack by guitarist Pat Metheny (see Metheny Face).

"When the fook is Fandango coming out on DVD?"

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004