A netflix original where Frank Murphy constantly threatens to put his dumbass kids through that fuckin wall.
Kevin: Dad I got an F on my reports card. Frank: I swear to fucking god kevin I didn't almost bleed out Korea for you to get an F im gonna put you through that fuckin wall. That's what F is For Family is about
by Frank Fuckin Murphy January 24, 2020
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My sentencing is scheduled for tomorrow and I suspect I will wind up having another family reunion as a result.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019
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A TV show about a family.
Jay, and old rich man, is married to a young, Colombian woman named Gloria. Gloria has her own son named Manny. (Jay would be Manny's step-father)
Jay does have two kids if his own: Claire and Mitchell.
Claire is married to a real-estate agent named Phil. Claire and Phil have three kids: Haley- the oldest. Alex (girl) is smarter than Haley and Luke- the youngest who is quite dumb like Phil.
Mitchell is gay and has a partner named Cameron. Now, obviously, since they are both men, they can't have their own child. So the adopted a Vietnamese baby named Lily (she's about 5+ now)
Jay, and old rich man, is married to a young, Colombian woman named Gloria. Gloria has her own son named Manny. (Jay would be Manny's step-father)
Jay does have two kids if his own: Claire and Mitchell.
Claire is married to a real-estate agent named Phil. Claire and Phil have three kids: Haley- the oldest. Alex (girl) is smarter than Haley and Luke- the youngest who is quite dumb like Phil.
Mitchell is gay and has a partner named Cameron. Now, obviously, since they are both men, they can't have their own child. So the adopted a Vietnamese baby named Lily (she's about 5+ now)
Kid: Did you catch that episode of Modern Family last night!
Kid 2: YES! It was awesome- Cameron is totally my favorite!
Kid 2: YES! It was awesome- Cameron is totally my favorite!
by CriminalMinds01 July 9, 2014
Get the Modern Family mug.On the contrary, they usually have a reserved and gentle personality. But once you get to know a Falyn, the world would've felt empty without! They're very fun and hilarious. Their smile could light up a room and their laughs are absolutely contagious. Falyn knows how to cherish someone and tends to look for the 'right person' to be with. They're also secretly intelligent and wise.
They're born to be perfect and has a big heart. So don't be surprised if she's multi-talented!
They're born to be perfect and has a big heart. So don't be surprised if she's multi-talented!
by uvuvuevevue December 1, 2019
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Friend 1: I want to drink, but I have to drive tonight
Friend 2: just get family night faded, you'll be fine
Friend 2: just get family night faded, you'll be fine
by FamilyKnightFaded March 30, 2015
Get the family night faded mug.A situation where an individual moves in with a new spouse where there is a child from a previous relationship. In most cases this is particularly with a single mother. See baby momma.
Person 1: "Did you hear? Chris moved in with Jessica and her kid."
Person 2: "Wow, talk about an instant family!"
Person 2: "Wow, talk about an instant family!"
by Penix January 19, 2009
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Found in malls, movie theatres, or other public places.
Typically not the classiest place to get it on.
Found in malls, movie theatres, or other public places.
Typically not the classiest place to get it on.
by hi9853 September 24, 2008
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