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failurific

(adj) 1: the quality of being extremely FAIL
2: the quality of being generally bad, an antonym of terrific
1: *juggler unsuccessfully attempts to juggle three balls*
Guy: that was failurific.
2: *tree falls on guy's house*
Guy: failurific.
by Legitimate Atheist June 10, 2009
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high-falluting

Uppity, putting on airs, snobbish in a hillbilly or hick fashion.
Should I cut back on the high-falluting vocabulary?
by Anonymous October 26, 2003
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girl-failing

When a girl complains that she's failing school when in reality she has a 95 average
Girl: Oh my god guysssss I'm failingggg!
Everyone else: No you're not, you're just girl-failing
by lawz December 29, 2006
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Failgrinding

Being dogshit in a video game because you're desperate to unlock something and don't care about playing well.
Person 1: Dude I'm so close to getting prime status in CSGO!

Person 2: Bro your k/d ratio is 1:5...maybe stop failgrinding and you'll get it faster lol
by 22fhsn November 22, 2020
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Eddie -van-failing

A guy who breaks out his guitar any chance he gets,even though he sucks at playing it! Can't be joking he has to belive he is killing it!
That bonfire was going really well until that guy broke out his guitar. He pulled an Eddie -van-failing on that night!
by Potentialwasted July 24, 2015
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Failing at Minesweeper

A trait that is only present in individuals not capable of the simple point-and-click interface that the computer is based on or counting up to 5. Individuals that show this trait are usually no smarter that a 2 year old ape, although in some studies 2 year old apes can sucessfully play minesweeper. This game is most often played in computer class by individuals who recognize the stupidity of having a class teach students to use a computer.
Anna: This game is sooooo hard!
Alex and Ben(simultaneously): No its not unless you have NO knowledge of counting up to 5 and pointing and clicking with a mouse!
-she is failing at minesweeper-
by ScreamoKid17 February 3, 2010
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Figuring-Someone-Out

An action performed by extremely intelligent people or highly trained (typically government) operatives, in which one figures out someone’s personality, traits, interests, past, future, and general backstory based on the studying of their face.

This action can be seen executed in magnitudes of movies and even books. It supposedly has been a known tactic since before recorded history.
Excerpt from The Office:

Dwight: What makes you feel qualified to judge a place after a mere interview? Robert stares at Dwight What are you doing..? Dwight sits up abruptly Stop trying to figure me out.

Robert: I just did.

Dwight: You can’t.

Robert: It’s done.

Dwight: No, it’s not.

Robert: I know you now, your nature. I'm done. Not worth continuing. at the same time, Dwight says: You don't know me! Anything about me! Get out of my head!

This is a prime example of “figuring-someone-out.”
by Fascist Nazi December 20, 2019
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