failatio

The act of giving a blowjob so poorly that the male is caused to masturbate himself to completion.

Guy #1: Dude that chick was smokin, did you fuck her?
Guy #2: Yeah, but only after she gave me failatio!

by jtf81 October 14, 2009

Classic-Fagdau

one who takes it in the ass and worships cock while wearing a nose ring .

That mystro is a real classic-fagdau !!!!

by Qwiksta October 21, 2009

fadaddle

a verb or a noun that can mean anything you want it to, especially in the context of an innuendo.

-I saw that Kim Kardashian fadaddling with Frankie Muniz!
-I would pay five fadaddles to see that!

by Dennis Quad August 25, 2011

Fadangle

To move or make adjustments in order to reach a specific goal or outcome; to make do. "as in robbing peter to pay paul". Also, to play around with.

Having a very limited budget, I often fadangle with minimum payments and closing dates in order to reach and maintain a desired credit score.

by Shine eyes September 3, 2018

faidh

Faidh is a name given to a guy who is very sweet, who would wait for that special person and is very patient. He has the cutest smile, but is shy to do so. He deserves lots of attention and loves to cuddle their person. He's the type of person to spoil you with many gifts unexpectedly. He loves to surprise you a lot. He's also very understanding and will listen to whatever you have to say. He will make you laugh no matter what, even on serious situations. He is the type to think about you 24/7. He is a softy and will blush around you. If you have a Faidh in your life, give him the world he deserves. Make him smile in return. Love him twice as much. He is loveable.

Look it's Faidh! His presence makes me feel safe...He makes me laugh after crying. I love that about him.

by uwu_hue May 29, 2021

Failagram

When one is trying to be humorous (or witty) in a statement about a subject when they are either misinformed and/or believe they are correct despite it is obvious that they are not correct as well as being a play on the word "Telegram" used to describe someone who isn't effectively or properly getting their point across.

Josh tried tried so hard to make a comeback when Cody insulted his girlfriend for sleeping around with three other guys last week, but he couldn't get the words out right at all. Total failagram.

by Kike Man March 6, 2010

Failasaurus Rex

A very large dinosaur, akin to the T-Rex, but much more fail... It was probably the first to die during the giant meteor shower. Now used in the Mid-Michigan suburbs as a term for people who tend to fail on a scale almost beyond epic. In fact, their entire existence seems to be FAIL.

Person1: Have you seen Jimmy?
Person2:Yeah, I heard he tripped walking down the hall, fell into a girl, broke his leg, and got charged with sexual harassment.
Person3: Jimmy's a total Failasaurus Rex.

by Azraelsfall January 13, 2009