Lagamuffin

A person playing online games with a crappy connection.

That Lagamuffin was too easy to snipe

by CreatedByBonks March 18, 2014

Ragamuffin

A cloth, towel or large group of tissues, used for the soakage of semen as a result of chronic masterbation

Dude johnny's room is stinking with that ragamuffin on the ground

by iKielo1 January 29, 2009

Ragamuffin

Someone whos bun looks ugly af. All the haters hate them

Why does that ragamuffin look like that on picture day, she is supposed to look pretty today

by ralphseri November 21, 2014

Fagmuffin

A cute person who treats you like crap, or doesn't have the time to talk to you.

"Oh gosh, Joe was online last night but he was totally ignoring me. Such a fagmuffin."

by SmartyPants1994 December 1, 2009

failmuffin

failmuffin is the best thing u can call ur friend... especially if they love the word "fail" and overuse it... but they are the bestest friends and they recognize ur true achievements

a pet name for some1 u think is cuter than a muffin with googly eyes but wold fail at being a muffin because they are too awesome and actively human-esque...

Elena: *says something dumb*
Me: FAIL!
Elena: oh right, ur my little failmuffin!
Me: huh?

Elena: *does an epic flip*
Maeve: ohhhh rite FAILMUFFIN!!! YAY not fail :) :) :)

Tom: awww ur my little failmuffin!
Katie: awwww thnx! ur my little epic-love

by the_original_failmuffin June 2, 2009

lagamuffin

Originates from ragamuffin.
Someone with lag of an epic magnitude, makes COD a pain in the arse.

Dave: "Pete, you're a massive lagamuffin"

by Sleep Twitch February 11, 2010

hagamuffin

A dirty, shabbily-clothed older woman. Often seen wearing layers of mismatched clothing, carrying a large, disorganized purse, and sporting a large hat.

Man did you see that lady? She was a complete hagamuffin!

by spookystuff July 6, 2011