Father McFondles

Generic name for a priest who molests children.

No Father McFondles! I don't want to play deep sea submarines again!

by Procket Man April 5, 2015

Fatherless

A kind of insult used against cringe kids
Mostly Dream smp stans though

Person 1: I'm dreamsexual!~
Intellectual: Here we see some hella Fatherless behaviour

by ThtGenderfluidFryingPan December 19, 2021

Father Jon McGruder

Father McGruder, a.k.a. "The Kung Fu Priest", is a character in Peter Jackson's "Dead Alive/Braindead". He always calls for divine intervention and kicks ass for the Lord.

Father McGruder: "This calls for divine intervention!"

Father McGruder: "I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD!"

Guy #1: "What is the name of the Kung Fu Priest in that one movie with Peter Jackson, zombie babies, and the Lawnmower scene?"

Guy#2: "Father Jon McGruder, he kicks ass for the Lord."

by thatoneguyfromdowntheway July 25, 2011

Father of lies

Cum in disguise
Your cum won't last
There's a snake in my ass
The cum-fathers secret stash
Cum-stomp me flat
I'm going to f*ck your dad
Cumming high into the morning sky
Vape cum from my bum til I die
Watching Arthur with a cock in my ass
Riding hard
Eating ass master-class
Sacred cum blade
A f*ckling crusade
Fatal cum--theft
Give me cum or give me death
Elon's Musk
Jesus Crust
Stealing donations from the Cum-Tzar's trust
A cum smoothie gulped smoothly
Consume the cum chalice

"Father of lies-"

"NO, DON'T YOU DARE SING THAT SHIT AGAIN"

by userhandlegoeshere October 11, 2021

deadbeat father

An unemployed, piece of shit father who calls there family names like, skank, whore, slut, cunt and many other things. Usually smokes and gets shit handed to them for free. Lives on the couch playing xbox all day and drinks away someones hard earned money.

Floyd Tongate is a deadbeat father.

by Turnwar January 17, 2016

My father

A mysterious being, lying between the dimensions of abandonment and milk.

"Mummy said my father went off to buy milk a few years ago. He never came back."

by drier than the atacama February 2, 2022

Your father

This definition could not be found.

“Your father went out tho the store to buy some milk. It’s been 14 years.”

by Twink Boy 420 April 7, 2019