Skip to main content

Texas Fakeout

When person A is having sex with person B from behind, person A will remove his penis and spit on person B's back to simulate ejaculation. Person B will turn to investigate when person A really ejaculates on person B's face.
Susan was being such a bitch, so I gave her the old Texas Fakeout!
by fransky January 6, 2008
mugGet the Texas Fakeout mug.

Fakeout Makeout

Where A Guy And A Girl Start Making Out To Avoid Being Caught Plotting
Susan: "Oh Crap! Someone is coming"
Steve: quick Lets Fakeout Makeout.
by Justin Pichette September 14, 2005
mugGet the Fakeout Makeout mug.

Fantasy Fakeout

When your predicted 100% to win in your fantasy league but the other team pulls a miracle out of their ass and wins on the last play on some bullshit.
4th quarter 2 min left in the game.. “I’m 100% going to win this week and make the playoffs... nevermind, I got the fantasy fakeout. Screw fantasy football I’m dropping all my players!”
by Screw fantasy football November 14, 2017
mugGet the Fantasy Fakeout mug.

Trans-Alaskan Jelly Fakeout

Spit on her back right before you cum, and when she turns around, cum in her face. You then punch her in the nose so that the semen and blood mix, and follow that up by jamming a shit filled condom into her pussy.
Jackson: “I just gave my girlfriend the good ol’ Trans-Alaskan Jelly Fakeout last night
Isaac: “Damn bro good shit
by silentiger June 29, 2019
mugGet the Trans-Alaskan Jelly Fakeout mug.

40 yard fakeout

n.
when someone looks hot from 40 yrds away, but not so hot up close.
ex. Dude, i was going to come on to that girl over there until i realized she was a 40 yard fakeout.
by Jaslyn May 8, 2008
mugGet the 40 yard fakeout mug.

san francisco fakeout

Fucking a female in doggy style formation, right before you are about to blow your load, quickly pull out and spit a stream of saliva on to her back. When she turns around you should be ready to release the seminal load right on to her face by suprise!
I knew she was about to break up with me so I gave her the ol' San Francisco Fakeout! It really got her by suprise!
by AcuraLucky13 September 22, 2008
mugGet the san francisco fakeout mug.

Philly Fakeout

get a girl from behind...spit on her back so she thinks u busted and then.... when she turns around to see the action... BAMMM... bust in her face.
" i gave a girl the bigges philly ever! She was covered!"-tim
by Tim February 25, 2004
mugGet the Philly Fakeout mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email