facepalm

When a person thinks he said or did something smart that in fact was unbelieveably stupid, and you know you cannot make him understand this or convince him otherwise, you do a facepalm in self-agony, that means you lower your head in your palm and feel bad.

Person 1: - Everybody else says it this way, so it must be true!
Person 2: - But what is the logical connection between truth and everybody saying it that way, in this last statement of yours?
Person 1: - But I am right! Ask anybody!
Person 2 does a facepalm.

by Bleekcer January 27, 2013

Facepalm

Sarah.

Sarah asked what "That's what she said" meant today. Her new name is Facepalm.

by Emma Woods April 14, 2011

facepalm

A hand, face jester when one palm covers the face. It also can involve shaking your head in despair or embarrassment. usually used when seeing Cult of $cientology failed attempts to cover who the really are

Do you see the add on Urban dictionary for The Cult of $cientology? "Insert facepalm"

by bobby McPrescult April 21, 2008

facepalm

The act of one's palm coming into direct and repeated contact with one's face after doing something particularly humiliating.

Kate Richard, uh, uh, *facepalm*.

by Kate Richard October 2, 2007

facepalm

An old played out meme which is overused by adolescents on several internet forums. It is an expression which is equivalent in stupidity to telling a Chuck Norris joke, and is often invoked after a person believes something another person has said or done is incredibly stupid and/or misguided.

Person #1: I hate hippies.
Person #2: *facepalm*
Person #1: I can see now that you're a total douche. Bye.

by Johnson Johnson February 19, 2008

facepalm

The natural involuntary reaction of slapping your forehead with your palm in exasperation whenever Josh Payne makes a really a bad joke no one asked for, or laughed at, in a Slack Thread...again.

Anybody: (some bit of normal uninteresting casual conversation)
Josh Payne: "So many facepalms"
Another slack user reading the message: *facepalms self involuntarily, cringes, then leaves thread*

by When_Anteaters_Collide68 February 20, 2019

FacePalm

The Def. for facepalm is....... an act of idiocy that result in action as your hand completely pwn your face as you realize, you just fucked up. It's mostly common when playing Smash bros brawl.

Two people playing Smash Bros Brawl Guy1: *Dies*, FacePalm Fuck (*Release FacePalm*) I forgot i had a jump left! Girl1: AHH..HA, I PWNED you.

by Say Skeet December 16, 2008