Facebookian

Meeting an old friend whom you haven't seen in years in person and having an experience like looking at all your old high school photos posted on Facebook.

I ran into Margie from 7th grade the other day and it was a really facebookian encounter.

by Shane's mom 63 January 1, 2009

Facebookism

Judging people based on the number of friends/connections that they have on Facebook.

Hey Tom! Guess what I'm cooler than you because I have 82 friends!

by Slut-Bag McGee April 13, 2005

facebroken

A state of complete frustration and despair caused by repeated exposure the utter nonsense posted by Facebook "friends".

Joe was in a pretty good mood until the idiotic status updates posted by his friends on social media left him completely facebroken.

by jhernd June 10, 2015

shit-facebooking

When you get on FaceBook there when you're "shit-faced", it's "shit-facebooking"

Hey, last night I was shit-facebooking...and I was so drunk I could not even type!

by bebi_ar September 12, 2009

live facebooking

Frequently updating your status update with commentary about a live event. Akin to "live blogging".

I'm live facebooking the Olympics.

by dirty microphone February 12, 2010

facebookie

A person who is addicted to facebook, constantly checking to see if they have new notifications.

Guy 1: How was your date with Sydney?

Guy 2: It was good, she was constantly on her phone, checking for new updates on facebook.

Guy 1: Oh yea, thats what happens when you go on a date with a facebookie.

by thepinkstar1219 February 14, 2010

drunk-facebooking by proxy

The act of drunkenly communicating with someone indirectly on Facebook, either by posting to a mutual friend's page or updating your status. Typically occurs after fights or break-ups.

Tom: What's up with Kristen's Facebook status? It says "Can't believe how things work out sometimes... Guess some people can never make up their minds."

Jane: She's drunk-facebooking by proxy. She just wants to show Will she thinks their break-up is his fault.

Tom: Is that what she was doing yesterday when her status said something about drinking away her troubles?

Jane: Exactly. You have sure mastered the meaning of drunk-facebooking by proxy

by allegrad July 1, 2009