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Face Dominator

Its when your partner sits on your face and you can't quite breathe. Can occasionally get nasty if they fart.
Last night my wife got me in a face dominator , she wriggled so hard i thought i was going to get whiplash.
by Volp December 14, 2016
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Face-date

Verb. The act of adding, browsing and creeping/lurking ones profile. Used as a virtual, informal way of dating before actually putting in the effort to meet the potential "date" in reality. Occurs on many online networking sites, most notably Facebook.
Jim: "Did you see Maria's profile? This girl has some class. She's one of hem euro chicks to. Damn, I think I might message her and actually tr and meet her bro"

Da'Quan: " Do it up man. But why bother - didn't you see that pic of her on that coffee table after her keg stand?"

Jim: " True. Well said. Onto the next one...*damn Face-dates, maybe i shouldn't have spent hours creeping her profile before hand...* "
by uk3s February 20, 2010
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Bad hair & face day.

When you have an extremely bad day, & you look really rough, and your hair goes wrong. and so does your make up. leaving you feeling really self conscious. :)
'Hey that Ellie Cheese Lester looks like she's having a Bad hair & face day.'
by EML94 October 28, 2009
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Face Dirty

Verb - to face dirty someone
1. To insult someone personally, Usually by disclosing information in public, which they do not wish to be known.

Adverb - to be face dirty
2. Calling someone "Face Dirty" mean's that they have dissed someone, and you generally disapprove.
1.

Guy: I heard she sucked 4 d**ks in ONE NIGHT.
Girl: WHAT!?!
Spectator: OOOHHHH face dirtyyyy.

2.

Girl: Hahaha he thinks he's so good, but he sucks at every sport! He's black, but can't even play basketball!
Spectator: Damn! She's a haterrr! You so face dirty!!
by Problem212 October 18, 2010
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face diaper

1) a piece of paper or cloth worn over the nose and mouth to keep figurative and literal crap coming out of the mouth or nose contained
2) people who talk crap need to wear face diapers
He talks crap therefore needs to contain it wearing a face diaper
by anonymous November 5, 2020
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Face-Dance

When a girl squats down on some poor fool's face and moves her hips around. It's womankind's eqivalent to tea-bagging.
Zombie Stripper: My boss was totally being a dick to me.
Other Zombie Stripper: Why would you take that from him?
Zombie Stripper: Dont worry, I knocked him on the floor and drowned him with a Face-Dance
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Face Drugs

Any type of drug that is ingested via the face. Often, but not limited to, inhaling via the nostrils.
"What are you doing this weekend man?"

"Idk, I think me and some of my alpha friends are going to do some face drugs after work."
"Hell yea."
by Kahle2012 July 9, 2016
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