F.I.M.

Contrary to T.G.I.F.

F.I.M.
Fuck It's Monday!

F.I.M. already! I think I slept through Sunday.

by Suavemija May 11, 2009

M.I.F.

Mom I Fucked

Guy 1:Kevin's mom is the ultimate milf
Guy 2:Nah dude shes a mif
Guy 1:What's a mif?
Guy 2:Mom I Fucked

by Todd April 20, 2004

H.M.F.I.C

Head Mutha Fucka In Charge

I need to speak to the H.M.F.I.C!

by Jackalman January 2, 2008

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G

Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)

Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun"

by TS-128 March 9, 2009

what the f- i’m sorry for my language but what the f is this

for when you see a bloody mcdonald’s burger

*opens mcdonald’s burger wrapper”
“what the f- i’m sorry for my language but what the f is this”

by lucyiscoo1 May 6, 2021

H.M.F.I.C.

Head Mutha Fucka In Charge. Similar to H.N.I.C

I need ta speek to the H.M.F.I.C.

by Jackalman December 5, 2007

F.I.M.P

Females Idolizing Mediocre Penis

Fimpin’ the most mediocre penis is when the penis we are idolizing isn’t even in us... Straight F.I.M.P

Kinda like when you’re having relationship problems and you’re not even in a relationship... Fimpin’ when we could be Pimpin’

by Wolfany April 4, 2021