etarded

(VERB) Derived from the word retard, an etarded person is someone who has slowed down intellectually, often permanately, from the effects of Ecstasy (MDMA).

"Yo, that kid rolled all summer and he's straight up etarded now. I heard on the news you get holes in your brain, that kid is living proof."

by lowcal September 26, 2005

etard

A retard on the Internet. The combination of internet and retard.

I’m sick of all of the feminist etards.

by BigOops911 November 29, 2018

Eardrum Rapist

noun: a person who gets their kicks from deliberately forcing a horrible song into your head.

You have got to STOP singing that god-damn Bryan Adams song from the 'Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves' soundtrack! You are an Eardrum Rapist.

by 77jim April 26, 2011

etard

etard:
Someone who is a Retard Online in Chat or Forums.

Why are you such an etard?

That dude is really etarded.

by Mix-Master July 17, 2006

Etard

n. an inexperienced or irresponsible abuser of ecstasy (3,4-MDMA)

If it weren't for etards, the rave scene would have such a better reputation outside.

by hyperexcel June 17, 2003

eardigger

One who digs so deep down in their ear that they pull out a huge brown crusty ear booger. They then stare at it as they bring it closer and closer to their face, smell it, then put it in their mouth and eat it.

I about vomited when that eardigger Sam ate his ear booger that he retrieved from his fat crusty ear.

by Mahxuebsuc February 5, 2017

eardoctor

fuck you you spelled ear doctor wrong

your a fucking idiot... eardoctor

by foilhat January 2, 2018