n. Colloquialism referring to the Hummer H2 SUV. It is an established fact that feelings of inadequacy contribute to the purchasing, driving, and flaunting of one's Hummer.
Brad W., a 24-year-old jock who has trouble charming the ladies with his drunken partying, got his dad to buy him a brand-new yellow and chrome penis extension from the local GM dealer. Way to go Brad.
by Carl Willis July 26, 2004
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Cult Leader: hey man, can you video tape me in my basement with my uhhh.. nephew?
Man: I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension
Man: I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension
by bulletface April 20, 2015
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noun. When internet folk add unnecessary letters to their words. It can pass with some girls or if using it as if you were speaking but normally they look as dumb as hair extensions.
A:Where were you?
B:At the Olive Garden where were u?
A:At the Olive Garden...wait which one did you go to?
B: The one on Mainstreet, thats where I said to go.
A: Ohhhhhhhhh
B: >:l
A: What? I just realized that I f***** up
B: Sorry I thought you were using word extensions, myyyy baddd
A: Youre so gay
B:At the Olive Garden where were u?
A:At the Olive Garden...wait which one did you go to?
B: The one on Mainstreet, thats where I said to go.
A: Ohhhhhhhhh
B: >:l
A: What? I just realized that I f***** up
B: Sorry I thought you were using word extensions, myyyy baddd
A: Youre so gay
by z1andonly July 7, 2010
Get the word extensions mug.An obnoxious vehicle, often a large truck or cheap sports car, driven by some men in an effort to compensate for something. Not all large trucks and cheap sports cars are penis extension vehicles (PEVs) - the key word is obnoxious, and how its driven is just as important as the vehicle itself. Signs of a PEV include: excessive loudness (and driving in a way to produce such loudness, such as peeling out), garish looking body or lift kits, artificial ballsacks, and Confederate flags. Usually driven by people under 23 or so, but can be driven by people of all ages.
Adam drives a Ford F350, but it's not loud and he drives it responsibly. It's not a penis extension vehicle.
Billy also drives a Ford F350, but it's had the mufflers removed, is lifted a foot, and he peels out every chance he gets. That's a penis extension vehicle.
Billy also drives a Ford F350, but it's had the mufflers removed, is lifted a foot, and he peels out every chance he gets. That's a penis extension vehicle.
by hoyclan May 21, 2019
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by wouldn't you like to know (; January 16, 2009
Get the extensions mug.A big ass truck mostly seen in the suburbia. Driven mostly by soccer moms that have given birth to way too many stupid ass kids. Most will never carry maximum people or see mud. A damn shame, since it's a good truck which doesn't deserve it's fate.
Soccer mom #1: Look, we bought a new Excursion, the Suburban wasn't big enough, Josh would'nt fit in the Suburban with all his baby gear.
Soccer mom #2: Yeah, i guess we should get one too, looks really nice!
Real Nigga: Use ya truck for some real shit, not carrying stupid toddlers around!
Soccer mom #2: Yeah, i guess we should get one too, looks really nice!
Real Nigga: Use ya truck for some real shit, not carrying stupid toddlers around!
by difiCa July 31, 2007
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