Extinction Balls

Extinction balls are what a man is left with after a vasectomy. If we relied upon these balls to propagate the human species it would cause extinction of the species.

Latin: extinctio sphera

random guy: Hey dude how are your balls doing
dude: Not bad but I think I will change them to extinction balls, the child support bills are too big.

by the bestestestest person ever November 3, 2020

extinct by instinct

Making a poor or even fatal decision based on hasty judgment or a gut reaction

IDK MANNNNNNN JUST BE EXTINCT BY INSTINCT LIKE THE DINOSAURS

by Kushlossus of Klout November 19, 2021

Political extinction event

An event that causes, or has the potential to cause, numerous people, organizations, political parties, and, in some cases, politically ideologies to become less common to the point where they are no longer are discussed and or are active in politics

The presidential election of 2020 was a political extinction event for certain political parties. Some parties that were affected may include Independent Party of Connecticut, American Delta Party, Reform Party of Florida, and Independence Party of New York.

by Vanguard 1998 July 3, 2021

Coffee extinction 2030

Coffee extinction 2030 is when Coffee will become extinct. It will happen between 2030 and 2040 because of global warming (climate change). No Coffee means no Caffeine. No Caffeine means we will have to rely on Strattera and Adipex pills from MyHotDrug.com and Modafinil and Armodafinil pills from ModafinilXL.com and Khat seeds to grow Khat from GardenShaman.Eu and extract it with limes and drink the bitter juice. Legalizing Khat (which is more drought resistant and withstands higher temperatures than Coffee) is a strategy to deal with global warming. Using Strattera, Modafinil, Armodafinil, and Adipex in the meantime works. Benzedrex also works.

Tony: I like Modafinil, Armodafinil, and Adipex. It's the Coffee of the future. I stocked up, so I'm prepared for the future Coffee extinction 2030.

by HawaiianPunch1 June 15, 2025

Math extinction

When your maths teacher walks into the classroom and all the students simultaneously pass away.

As Mr Looper entered his mathematics class, he was shocked, for it seemed a math extinction had taken place - no student was left alive.

by Redart098 August 31, 2022

EXTINCTION LIVE

A NEW BOOK ABOUT THE ONGOING EXTINCTION OF THE HUMAN RACE - A NEW SCIENCE FICTION THRILLER BY MICHAEL MATHIESEN

Have you read 'Extinction Live' yet?

by GreenNewDealOfficial.com November 29, 2020

Extinction-phobia

A phobia or fear of human extinction due to childfree individuals; also extends to fear of an individual's or others' bloodlines or "legacys" dying off due to not reproducing.

He has extinction-phobia; he keeps saying that humanity would die off if everyone thought like me.

by GalaxyTheDragonshifter June 2, 2024