Explasion

A mash up of exploding and sensation. Also another adjective to rhyme with Asian.

Asian: "Boys can't handle this Asian Explasion"
White girl: "Girl wtf are you talking about"

Asian: "It'll catch on"

by emms1223 June 10, 2014

expiration wealth

Wealth accumulated when somebody close to you has expired or is about to expire.

Hey Daniel, i saw that rich old man across the road the other day and he looks like he is about to expire. Lets make friends with him so we can accumulate a bit of expiration wealth

by Unsinkable May 5, 2008

explication

the word douchebags use instead of 'explanation'

He kept trying to impress me with all his fancy explications. I didn't know explication was a word.

by minikeen April 7, 2011

expiration dating

being with someone despite knowing that you have to separate in the near future.

I hate expiration dating, but he's so cute! I'll just date him until I go to school in the fall.

by valerie vodka May 31, 2014

explanation point

When someone uses too many exclamation points in a paragraph, or uses unnecessary exclamation points, and you want them to explain why the need for all the excitement.

Common side effect: Topic ADHD

Jenny: Hey! I went to the mall today! Puppies are funny! Want to see a movie! I'm eating pretzels!

Rachel: Uh, explanation point....

Jenny: I drank 9 Red Bulls

(other typical answers include: I'm drunk/high/just met my dream guy etc)

by ItsMeHiHi December 14, 2009

Pants Down Explanation

When something is said that is so complete, clear, clever, and simply so perfect for the situation that it makes you want to shout for joy.

While not strictly limited to work, certainly the most common occurrence of a Pants Down Explanation occurs in the work place.

BOSS: "Jenkins, why are we exhibiting at the Business Expo this week?"

EOMPLOYEE: "Because a 600 of the largest buyers of our products will be in attendance. We've pre-marketed to all of them and have face-to-face pitch meetings pre-arranged with 40. By closing an average size deal at our average selling price with just 2 of them, we will have return on our investment in excess of 500%."

Now that's a Pants Down Explanation.

See http://pantsdownexplanation.blogspot.com/ for more.

by Pei.U.Sun October 8, 2008

logical Youtube dislike explanation

When a video on Youtube has over 1 million "likes" but a tiny few "dislikes" and no one knows why. so an explanation is given as to why this is so.

guy 1: hey man the video of Justin Beaver being hit with a water bottle has over a billion likes!

guy 2: awesome!! wait, 4 dislikes?

guy 1: how can that be?

guy 2: hmmm, probably the people who were going to hit the like button got hit with a bottle as well and caused them to hit the dislike button

guy 1: that's a logical youtube dislike explanation

by ReNeGaDeNorman September 30, 2010