exbestfriend

somebody who was your bestfriend at one point but then backstabbed you or started to ignore you and is no longer your bestfriend.

you usually have strong feelings of hatred or sadness toward this person.

nikki- "idk what happened with me and emily"

friend- "i thought you two were bestfriends?"

nikki- "emily started ignoring me and i guess i was replaced. i love her to death but idk what we are anymore"

friend- you're exbestfriends" :(

by nikkiisamazing13 October 11, 2010

Existenchill

thinking about life but being chill
being 'real chill'
being an alternative bro
enjoying the wavves
playing gigs on some of the best coasts
~~~~~~~~~~~

and some other dude that makes music on soundcloud.

hey man, i thought what you did last night was totes existenchill.

by Existenchill August 24, 2011

existence

Something that I wish I did not do

f@#$ my existence

by hsvgdhjxwceg April 5, 2019

the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire

1. an existential conundrum that involves both the strong desire to possess the monkey while simultaneously rejecting it.

2. an alternate state of consciousness in which one can both covet and despise the same object, idol, concept or place. may also apply to mommy, daddy, ABCs, elmo.

jack: "monkey."

jack: "NO MONKEY."

jack: "monkey."

daddy: "i believe we're stuck in the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire again."

by big poppa philosophical August 30, 2010

Non existing

Communist slang for food

Yo, I want something that’s non existing

by Donald_nut July 7, 2018

Existatron

noun; a person from your past that you haven't thought about in so long that when they come across your mind one day, for whatever reason, you question if they actually existed.

-You'll never guess who appeared in my dream last night. Taylor Moffit.
-Taylor Moffit? Damn. I forgot he even existed.
-I know, total existatron.

by We Are Jay June 7, 2011

why do i exist

There is no reason

Why do I exist? There is no reason

by Boomexplodey December 19, 2017