Exercise

A dark art (that is unfortuently necessary) performed by either:
1. Normal people who wish to lose weight, god help them.
2. Obnoxious, condescending, moronic, unfunny twats who pick on overweight people because they want to depress them even further. They're also known as oxygen wasters.

Overweight Person: I feel like I need to lose weight, pronto.
Oxygen Waster: lol lardy stumak
Overweight Person: That didn't make any sense.
Oxygen Waster: lol ur fat
Overweight Person: That's why I came to do exercise - Jesus Christ were you fucking dropped on your head as a daily procedure?
Oxygen Waster: lol i have the iq of a potato salad

by Balter Black May 31, 2015

Team Building Exercise

The act of gang rape

My brothers and I performed a team building exercise on her as she spoke out of turn.

by heathen priestess April 2, 2009

exercise

various activities ranging from aerobic, wieght lifting, combined with a proper diet, lazy fat people would have nothing to complain about, granted they don't have a heart attack of some sort while complaining.

Don't break a sweat trying to read this wouldn't want you passing out before you exercise.

by C-bass503 November 29, 2006

bathroom exercises

Bathroom exercises are the routine masterbation exercises you must do while taking natural male enhancement. In order for natural male enhancement to work to its full potential, masterbation is key for lenghtening,strengthening, and making dick growth permanent.

-"Why can't you go into your dorm room from six to seven?"
-"My roomate is doing his bathroom exercises again. He's so sick, If I sit on a sperm covered toilet again, I'm gonna be pissed!"

by Q Baby February 28, 2008

the exorcist

In Leicester, a city in the UK, there is a commonly used phrase which is 'the exorcist'. This is used when someone drinks and eats too much, which makes them throw up. The person that throws up is now called the exorcist. He/She is called the exorcist because they throw up, which looks like a fountain of yack, and it sprays everywhere, which makes others run for their lives.

Amal is The Exorcist!
The Exorcism of Amal

by Sachen December 11, 2008

Exercise

Actions involving effort that most people reading this would not do.

WHAT!???? CYCLING? BUT THAT'S EXERCISE!!

by Armoured_Potato February 21, 2013

Exercise? i thought you said extra fries!

If you laugh or say this you are either a facebook mom or else you are have a fucking shitty humor

Someone: Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!
You: laughs
Me: You fucking retarded bitch- Are you a 52 year old facebook mom or what?

by Your local spelling helper April 5, 2022