Ex-boyfriend

A small-dick cuntface who you wish was no longer alive. They promised you they would never leave you and would love you forever and wanted to be with you for the rest of their lives and then they dumped you the next day and moved on like a year and a half intimate relationship was nothing.

He's also the person you secretly still love and would take back in a heartbeat.

My ex-boyfriend broke up with me over stupid things

by fuckyourself520 July 9, 2015

Ex-boyfriend

A bitch who either:
-cheated on you
-broke your heart

-erased all communication with you without saying anything

These are all examples of an asshole who really doesn’t deserve you.

-I can’t believe Jack was your ex-boyfriend, he is such a dick. You deserve better

by please.let.me.be.cheese December 13, 2021

Ex-boyfriend

Someone who has an ex-girlfriend

It turned out that her ex-boyfriend was no man.

by Paradocs May 20, 2018

obsessed ex boyfriend

a lonely loser creep who writes definitions on urban dictionary to vent about a woman who left him. Makes it look like he dumped her when the truth is she left him a long time ago after she realized what a broke bum he was. Has now developed a sick obsession and cant let go of the fact she dosent want him anymore. This guy thinks he was in a relationship with this person but the truth is it was nothing at all and she felt sorry for him.

Never befriend a pathetic loser, he'll start thinking your his 'girlfriend' and become an ''obsessed ex boyfriend''
She never loved you, get it through your thick head.
Stop wastin your time and move on

by Madhatters November 28, 2006

her ex boyfriend

As a boyfriend, the guy whose ass you'd most love to kick. Although he poses no threat and probably never will, the jealous aggression that comes with being a boyfriend drives these feelings.

Acting out in this manner is often stimulated by the mentioning of the ex boyfriend whether positive or negative, as well as photographs of the individual with your girlfriend, and finally leftover comments on myspace.

You should kick her ex boyfriend's ass, you jealous sum bitch.

by A Jealous Bastard January 28, 2009

Your ex boyfriend

Is most likely a dick. At first funny, intelligent, interesting. As time passes by, you notice his weird fucking fetishes f.e diapers and wearing tights. Sexy, right. Probably watches anime and tries to be cool on the internet.

wow he's into diapers i'm totally geting wet haha kill me

(thankfully currently your ex boyfriend)

by ihihihhihihihihi October 12, 2016

Psycho Ex-Boyfriend

An incredibly unpredictable man, or boy who is on an everyday basis calling you or stopping by your house to try to " Fix the problem" and doesn't understand what it means not to be together anymore.

Yesterday not only did I have 32 missed calls from him but my work told me he stopped by there to see if I was working. Yes, he is one Psycho Ex-Boyfriend

by Mary Jane Doe December 26, 2008