Elisha is the most charming, sweetest guy you will ever meet. Elisha is a sensitive guy, who is unknowingly handsome and talented. He tends to hide his feelings for he fears judgment. Elisha's are very rare to find, they truly are one of a kind. They crave love and compation as well as attention. He laughs at things that aren't even funny. They are known to be the "ideal" boyfriend. An Elisha could have the perfect girl right in front of him and not even realize it. Elisha is one of the most sweetest, nicest, people you will ever meet. He is comforting, smart, and can make you feel like there's no other person for you besides him. He's an amazing person and if you have him as your boyfriend then your super lucky. He does weird dances and he sings songs that will literally make you fall for him. His eyes are so beautiful that you will literally get lost in them. His smile can make you smile non-stop. If you meet a boy named Elisha your lucky because his personality is the same with or without his friends. He never gives up, and always tries his very best at everything. He is strong and fights for what he loves. Oh and did I metion the life of the party, from he's amazing dance moves, impeccable taste in music. To his FUN unique personality and those are just a few more reasons why he is the absolute best.
Girl 1- Oh yeah I’m dating Nathaniel
Girl 2- OMG REALLY!?!
Girl 1-Yeah.... he's amazinggg
Girl 2- You just want me to be a third wheel
Girl 1- No 😂
by. I am. August 02 2017
GIRL 1-Oh my gosh..... It's HIM
GIRL 2- Who?
GIRL 1- How do you not see him?? It's Elisha!!
GIRL 2- That weird boy who wont stop laughing?
GIRL 1- That's one way to put it, he's so perfect.
GIRL 2- He is kinda cute
Girl 2- OMG REALLY!?!
Girl 1-Yeah.... he's amazinggg
Girl 2- You just want me to be a third wheel
Girl 1- No 😂
by. I am. August 02 2017
GIRL 1-Oh my gosh..... It's HIM
GIRL 2- Who?
GIRL 1- How do you not see him?? It's Elisha!!
GIRL 2- That weird boy who wont stop laughing?
GIRL 1- That's one way to put it, he's so perfect.
GIRL 2- He is kinda cute
by Drum King E.J September 29, 2020
Get the Elisha mug.Stinking toilet of the Midlands that Shakespeare once passed through on his way to London or something. Known by it's inhabitants as 'The vale of Evesham' to somehow bestow upon it an air of class. (FAIL).
The typical 'Evesham female' has a combination of webbed feet, a slight brummie accent, and poor personal hygiene. Their uglyness is a genetic flaw thought to result from centuries of in-breeding, beastiality and ingestion of Worcester Sauce. Easily tempted into sex for the price of roughly 3 pints of ale.
The elusive and seldom seen 'Evesham male' is a rare sight indeed. Often only seen in dole queues, pubs, or fishing on the banks of the river Avon... anywhere but actually working/contributing to society really. He is afflicted with severe retardation, equally poor hygiene and has (on average) the lowest IQ in Western Europe.
Of those aged 16–74 in Evesham, 57.5% had no academic qualifications or one General Certificate of Secondary Education (GCSE). This nugget of info came from the 2001 National Cencus (god bless the internets <3) and really brings to light the 'special' nature of this waste of fucking real-estate.
When told of his need to pass through Evesham on his way to London Shakespeare is reported to have exclaimed: "Evesham ya cunt? Can ye not go around the bastard?! I fuckin hate Eveshite me!" - And thus the name 'Eveshite' was born. A name the townsfolk have come to love and cherish for the past 400 years.
The typical 'Evesham female' has a combination of webbed feet, a slight brummie accent, and poor personal hygiene. Their uglyness is a genetic flaw thought to result from centuries of in-breeding, beastiality and ingestion of Worcester Sauce. Easily tempted into sex for the price of roughly 3 pints of ale.
The elusive and seldom seen 'Evesham male' is a rare sight indeed. Often only seen in dole queues, pubs, or fishing on the banks of the river Avon... anywhere but actually working/contributing to society really. He is afflicted with severe retardation, equally poor hygiene and has (on average) the lowest IQ in Western Europe.
Of those aged 16–74 in Evesham, 57.5% had no academic qualifications or one General Certificate of Secondary Education (GCSE). This nugget of info came from the 2001 National Cencus (god bless the internets <3) and really brings to light the 'special' nature of this waste of fucking real-estate.
When told of his need to pass through Evesham on his way to London Shakespeare is reported to have exclaimed: "Evesham ya cunt? Can ye not go around the bastard?! I fuckin hate Eveshite me!" - And thus the name 'Eveshite' was born. A name the townsfolk have come to love and cherish for the past 400 years.
Husband- "Honey, I'm booking us a smashing looking hotel in the West Midlands. Our 10th wedding anniversary will be an occasion to remember!"
Wife- "Whereabouts is that darling?"
Husband- "It says right here on the website 'Evesham'"
Wife- "I'm leaving you"
Evesham/Eveshite- 'The arsehole of the West Midlands'. British Tourism board 2011.
Q- "Would you like to accompany me to 'The vale of Evesham?' "
A- "Would you like to have your teeth punched down your fucking throat?"
Wife- "Whereabouts is that darling?"
Husband- "It says right here on the website 'Evesham'"
Wife- "I'm leaving you"
Evesham/Eveshite- 'The arsehole of the West Midlands'. British Tourism board 2011.
Q- "Would you like to accompany me to 'The vale of Evesham?' "
A- "Would you like to have your teeth punched down your fucking throat?"
by Sir William Pinch October 29, 2011
Get the Evesham mug.Eishan is a guy who everyone says they hate but inside they love. Even though he might not be English most English girls love him, such as Lucy’s, Emily’s, Chloe’s and Kacie’s. He isn’t someone who cheats and he loves whoever he dates with all his heart.
by Biriyani Lovers October 6, 2018
Get the Eishan mug.i think Mrs. Elisha Cuthbert is the most beatiful woman in the world and i would love to meet her even though i know that is never going to happen she has a smile to die for and she is so cute yet so beautiful yet also so sexy and i think she has it all i am sure she is smart too so i just wanted her to know she has one devoted fan who likes her and hopes she continues to look good and do well in her acting career.
by Ian Lovell i am 17 July 11, 2006
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Get the Elisha Cuthbert mug.An alpha male known for being proactive and successful at life. He is also refered to as the icon of masculinity. You'll never find a dull moment with a male named elisha in or out of bed🌝
Girl 1: Omg its Elisha! I love how masculine he looks
Girl: Me too! look at his biceps and immense bulge......... I could just die for him.
Someones mother: Oh girls he has no time to waste on little pups, he needs a real women
*Arguing pursues*
Girl: Me too! look at his biceps and immense bulge......... I could just die for him.
Someones mother: Oh girls he has no time to waste on little pups, he needs a real women
*Arguing pursues*
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