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Elston

He is simply the G.O.A.T. Never disrespect the best. He sexy af too.
Have you seen the G.O.A.T?

-Oh you mean Elston. He sexy af
by Yayagottem March 14, 2017
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estonia

Estonia is the point beyond which you reach when you are bloody stoned!
'I have crossed the borders of Estonia!' (you say that when you are fuck stoned!)
by swaminamina September 12, 2010
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nasty easton

When you shit into another persons asshole and they proceed to shit it out there asshole then creating a nasty Easton.
Shelia shit into hunter gaping asshole, hunter proceeded to perform a nasty Easton.
by Nasty Easton November 3, 2015
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Easton Soderburger

An Asian kid that's part American and part Jewish.

Has a very hot mom but also at the same time has no friends.

He plays world of warcraft all day and has a very greasy shit forehead.

His forehead is very greasy because he eats hot food all day.
Hey easton Soderburger, what did you do this weekend.
I played world of warcaft and got my glimmering forehead even greasier.

Hey easton wanna come over and party?
Sorry man I gotta do a raid with my guild in world of warcraft.
by John Roslund February 20, 2009
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Eston vest

The eston vest aka Graham Stewart Middlesbroughs hardest scaffolder, the man with 75 vests and 18 shell suits and walks around with the coat hanger still in them all.
Are you as hard as eston vest
by Purple akey May 19, 2021
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Easton

A rich wanna-be farm town in fairfield county. Quite possibly the whitest place on earth. Characterized by cows, lots of trees, roads that are only wide enough for one car to pass at a time, two stores, mansions, expensive cars, and farms.

Kids usually engage in excessive drinking (beruit is a common game) and drugs because there is nothing else better to do (entering freshmen from this town can usually drink college seniors under the table).

Also, the weekend day trip destination for rich parents, usually wearing pastel polos, with little kids from more populated areas of Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, and Massachusetts who go to "farms" in this town to pick fruit, chop christmas trees, and go on hay rides because they think this is the outdoors.

To be eligible to live in Easton, you need at least three of the following:
1. Drive a Jeep, volkswagon, BMW, Mercedes, lexus, or land rover.
2. Own a house costing at least 1 mil.
3. Listen to dave matthews or some jam band.
4. Be able to drive over 60mph on 10 foot wide roads.
5. Have mexicans do landscaping.
6. Drink excessivly or do some form of drugs.
"Hey where do you live?"
"Easton"
"Did you hear about that cocain bust in middle school?"
by I live in October 14, 2005
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easton pa

A place where everyone is either fake, a bitch, or retarder. It's a shitty town, filled with scum bags and two faced bitches with the personal hygiene of chimpanzee.
" look at the dirty monkey." " No son, he's just from Easton pa."
by AmishNiggerJew August 8, 2016
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