etarded

When your retarded on the internet

Pardon my friend, he's etarded.

by Haiku Master June 29, 2006

Etard

A person who acts stupidly on the internet (sometimes refers that as the 'intarweb'). Uses OMG, WTF, BBQ and maybe LOL over and over and acts stupidly over the internet. They think they know a lot about computers but they're just faking it in the long run because they're trying to be cool.

"Dude my hard drive doesn't work..."
"Huh, why?"
"I put software on it and now it's a soft drive..."
"You fucking etard."

by DJ Striker November 23, 2004

eTard

Someone who purposely spells things in a extremely retarded manner because they believe they are funny when they're just really stupid. Mainly on chats and forums.

eTard - i can haz catz?

Me - wtf are you talking about?

eTard - lulz

Me - Cunha, shut up your such a eTard

eTard - I HAS TEH POOP!

Me - .....

by Monny JMK November 15, 2009

etarded

hip retard

ohh mann u just puke all over yourself that was so etarded!

by mikey etardo September 12, 2003

Etard

Anyone named Ethan that invests in a company called Zion Oil & Gas

Dude that guy is bonkers for investing in Zion Oil & Gas. Nah bro, he's just an Etard!

by WonderValley September 2, 2018

etard twitch

When you're an etard you will have certain twitches that you will do very often. You won't notice them, but others will.

person 1 : "Why does Chris keep moving his fingers?"

person 2 : "It's just his etard twitch"

by afdhskdhljf June 17, 2010

Etard

Someone who picks 'E' on a Multiple Choice quiz when there are only four possible answers (A,B,C, or D). A combination of retard and 'E'. Especially true if the quiz is given using clickers in a university lecture, and the distribution of answers is shown to the class.

When 25% of a class chooses answer E, and E doesn't exist, you have a lot of Etards.

by Yoddle McPhearson April 4, 2009