Edward

Edward is someone who will come into your life unexpected, & someone you can never regret in meeting. He has a great sense of humor, full of sarcasm, charming, smart, corny, but most of all hard-headed. Though that's what makes him who he is, & he makes a great boyfriend too.

Ed, Eddie , Eddie Bear, either way I love you ;) love tots

Get you an Edward

by yourtotslovesyou111017 November 12, 2017

escargot

A cooked snail and a French delicacy. It may or may not be served in its shell.

Woman: We had a lovely soiré, didn't we?
Man: Yes, it was rather enjoyable.
Woman: I must say that the escargot was quite a success!

or...

Waiter: Would you care for some escargot to start your evening?
Diner: Yes, we'll have an order of escargot as an appetizer.

by Sahara April 19, 2005

Harry Edward Styles

the hottest man alive. his music can take to outer space. but make sure u stay out of his kitchen.

Harry Edward Styles is my idol

by Kaitlyn_loves_harry July 18, 2020

The Edward

The act of putting a stuffed animal in a drawstring bag to attract girls. This works well especially at camps. Gives even the weirdest people instant popularity.

andy: Whose that fag with that stuffed animal on his back?
random guy: Hes doing The Edward
Andy: wtf thats soo stupid..... why are all those girls going up to him.............how can something that stupid be so genius?

by Andy (ur bday present eddy) August 15, 2010

John Edward

A television personality who claims to communicate with the dead. Owns a book called, "How to 69 with yourself". Was nominated for, and won, the "Biggest Douche in the Universe" award, beating out an actual giant douche.

Wow, John Edward, you're such a giant douche!

by Jacko912 May 11, 2006

Alyssa Edwards

Justin Johnson, known by her stage name Alyssa Edwards, is an American drag performer, dance teacher, and businesswoman. Johnson was known for competing in drag pageantry and being dethroned from her title as Miss Gay America 2010, with the title being passed on to Coco Montrese, before gaining prominence and ultimately becoming a fan favorite on the fifth season of RuPaul's Drag Race and the second season of RuPaul's Drag Race: All Stars.

Person 1: Did you see Alyssa Edwards last night?
Person 2: Fuck yes girl she gave me life!

by YourGoodJudy November 1, 2016

Edward Dildohands

A person named Edward disabled from birth with dildos in replacement of his hands, attached by parcel tape.

A low budget porno

An insult to refer to someone only fit for dildos with hands

A fetish pornstar

That man is such an 'Edward Dildohands'

by EDH007 October 21, 2010